#cbxbd

[redbeanboi]

you named your island “sisalee”... because “sicily”... you know, it took me forever to realize what you were doing there and now I feel SO dumb. you’re a genius miss juno😂

it took me a while to figure out something to name my island actually haha!! 😅😅 I feel like I used more brain power than was necessary but I’m pretty pleased with it...

you are all cordially invited to become residents on my island of sisalee, just know that I am running the local mob and am in need of subordinates/soldati. thank u.

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

Lesbian 1: "this girl said she likes me and wants to be my gf? What does that mean???" Lesbian 2: ".... Good friends?"

remember ladies if she wants to be ur gf, be her gf (good friend)