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god is a glass of milk and we've spilled him

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when mama says it's mealworms again for dinner tonight

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Jean Wicke

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@classicmeevs what would you like for decemberween, grampather?

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Half-Time Show Prediction:

The field is dark. A spotlight sparks to life and illuminates Justin Timberlake on a massive stage. Fireworks fill the sky as he performs all the hits; "Hot Momma", "Sex Back", "Suited Tie", among others. He busts out dance moves almost incomprehensible to the human eye and everyone in attendance lose their fuckin minds. Eagles fly in synchronicity overhead while patriots match their movements below in a thrilling display of teamwork and showmanship. Sudden silence hangs heavy in the air and Andy Samberg rises from the floor below as the opening notes to "Dick In a Box" begin to play. J Tims strips down to nothing more than the titular box and he walks the field while he belts out that heartfelt melody. Before the final iteration of the chorus can be made, Timber stands still in the end zone of the Pats, eyes gazing upward to the Jumbotron that is now displaying the scene from the film "Seven" of Brad Pitt's character shouting "What's in the box?". This plays on repeat as the J Man slowly and deliberately unties the ribbon around the gift box while onlookers gasp. Stoic and expressionless, he lifts the lid in one swift motion, and grabs the content of the box. A single football is lifted high into the air in the hand of the international pop/R&B icon. Throughout the stadium, attendees watch in stunned silence as the 10-time Grammy winner scores a touchdown for the Eags. It is deemed such a tremendous and powerful play that Tom Brady himself forfeits the game for the Patriot and vows to retire from football forever. With his arm still raised high, Tims is hoisted into the air by the Philadelphia Eagle itself as the crowd bursts into deafening applause and cheers. The two of them leave the stadium and sound of booming celebration behind as they soar into the endless night sky. Justim pats his avian companion on the head and leans in close to its bird ear, whispering "This is only the beginning of our journey, dear friend." And with a chuckle, they disappear into that blanket of dark, in the direction of Friendship and adventure.

#more or less how itll probably go #cc meevs