Handsome Grandsome

I get my business acumen from grampa meevs

[aquariusgod]

Reblog this for luck in love, for Venus to watch over you & to be able to find yourself & others who are good for you.

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Reblog for love, for me, & for you.

[classicsteevs]

@classicmeevs hey grampers do you gotta twitter?

[classicmeevs]

I can make a roomba do anything. Name any problem and I’ll tell you a roomba that will solve it

[endorphinmachine]

my problem is i have no problems

[classicmeevs]

well i got you a broken roomba so now you have a problem

[strictlyquadrilateral]

earlier today i was nonverbal for a bit but no one was around except the cats, so i signed at molly that she’s a good cat and she. immediately started purring. this cat knows too much. i live in fear that someday s

[fabulousairpirate]

the cat killed op

[strictlyquadrilateral]

#false she merely sat down on the keyboard and hit the post button prematurely

[classicmeevs]

meevscorp corporate mission statement: company here

[classicsteevs]

Needs more pizzazz, pops

[classicmeevs]

take 2: 

Company here

I added this second paragraph because my internet nephew steevs thinks it needed a little something

[classicsteevs]

Now we're talkin'!

[classicmeevs]

meevscorp corporate mission statement: company here

[classicsteevs]

Needs more pizzazz, pops

[sweethotnight]

i think i’ve earned a PhD in Meev Studies at this point

[classicmeevs]

I only have my bachelors

[sweethotnight]

I only have my bachelors

[sweethotnight]

thats what you sound like

[classicsteevs]

That's what you sound like, granps

[classicmeevs]

Please say meevs here

i here

[classicsteevs]

grampa’s here

[classicmeevs]

[classicmeevs]

Please say meevs here

i here

[classicsteevs]

grampa's here

[classicmeevs]

that santa baby song is pretty good but then she asks him for ‘the deed to a platinum mine’, and thats something a supervillain would say

[noirandchocolate]

Well it was originally sung by Eartha Kitt, a woman who played Catwoman and Yzma and also sang a song called “I Want to Be Evil,” so…

[classicmeevs]

that’s no excuse, if anything it makes this whole thing even more suspicious

[cipheramnesia]

People who don’t give Eartha Kitt platinum mines on demand are shady as fuck.

[classicmeevs]

I’m starting to think this one goes all the way to the top

[zodiacatsea]

Memo to All Meevscorp. Employees:

It’s that time of year again soon; Valentine’s Day! Remember, in order to avoid the snafus of our decadent amount of office parties in seasons past that if you intend to bring in Valentines, you must bring one for EVERYONE (not including the mailroom, who can keep track of them anyway).

This is NOT a “club” or a “discotech”, this is a business casual corporate event sponsored by the Meevscorp. Party Planning Committee. Day drink responsibly, and if it seems like I’m hitting on the boss after five cups of schnapps, like at the Holiday party, I’m not. That would be innappropriate. We are professionals who are not romantically linked in any way and are certainly not planning a romantic getaway to Salt Lake City that corresponds to the dates of both of our scheduled paid days off.

This year, we will be sharing our office space with our next door office neighbors (the Internal Revenue Service) for the Valentine’s Day party, so remember; bribes must be performed by each party participant in a classy fashion. Note that our mailroom employees bear a striking resemblance to our friends at the IRS. Do avoid bribing them, and send them back to the basement should they escape. We have marked each mailroom employee with a permanent marker to avoid confusion.

On a side-note, whoever started the “Meevscorp. Dating Service” and listed my office phone number as the official contact number of the service you are in breach of your corporate etiquette contract. Please also disregard when I responded to one such inquiry to the dating service after my daily five cups of schnapps in a flirtatious tone. It was. Someone else.

Regards,

The HR Department

[classicmeevs]

pope Illuminati Bugatti hear my prayers

[popeilluminatibuggati]

Yes my son

[classicmeevs]

hey

[popeilluminatibugatti]

Imposter

[popeilluminatibuggati]

Oh Fuck

[classicmeevs]

oh there are a couple of them

[classicsteevs]

Gramps ya gotta ask ‘em something only the real Pope Illuminati Bugatti would know

[classicmeevs]

good idea.

mr pope, what’s up?

[popeilluminatibugatti]

granting Indulgence

[classicsteevs]

That's the guy!

[scaredofmeevssmeevs]

M

[scaredofmeevssmeevs]

Meevs here

[classicsteevs]

Hi!

[classicmeevs]

pope Illuminati Bugatti hear my prayers

[popeilluminatibuggati]

Yes my son

[classicmeevs]

hey

[popeilluminatibugatti]

Imposter

[popeilluminatibuggati]

Oh Fuck

[classicmeevs]

oh there are a couple of them

[classicsteevs]

Gramps ya gotta ask 'em something only the real Pope Illuminati Bugatti would know

[classicsteevs]

@classicmeevs Yes, Sir!

Hey, @meevsdog! Let's go play fetch in the mailroom, pup!

[zodiacatsea]

Memo to Meevscorp. Employees

The annual holiday party is this Saturday and I’d like to remind you of some professional office party etiquette beforehand in an attempt to avoid what happened last year.

1. There will no longer be pro-wrestling santas rented for the party.

2. If Bill from accounting attempts to do palmistry, say NO.

3. There will not be any Kahlua, red wine, or any dark-colored liquors served. Only clear, easy to clean substances will be served.

4. Don’t let the mailroom workers out of the basement.

5. There is a limit of 5 ambien per person. Preferably, no ambien at all will be offered; but we’ve learned in previous years that a prohibition of ambien is met with quite the uproar at Meevscorp.

6. EVERYONE is expected to participate in clean-up, as the HR Department is NOT a MAID SERVICE for the LAST time.

7. You are allowed only one guest, all of whom are expected to be human.

8. Leave the boss alone to his quiet time studies.

9. I repeat, do not let the mailroom workers out of their basement. We only go down there to access the liquor cabinet. Do not make eye contact.

10. The HR Department’s quiet time studies are also not to be bothered. To make it more convenient for party-goers, both quiet time studies will be held at the same time. In the same place. Don’t think about it.

I expect all ordinances to be followed adamantly. Those who do not follow the rules will be subject to a disciplinary hearing and will have their ambien privileges revoked for one week.

Regards,

The HR Department

[chloeniccole]

Cc: everyone Hey cuties 😍 Firstly, @HR: I was just wondering if the ambien limit is ambien consumed DURING the party or just in total including any other ambien potentially taken on the day of the party which is today! Secondly, I’m looking forward to seeing everyone and having a professional and fun time 😘 I didn’t see anything about dress code so I hope there isn’t any fuss like last year over my outfit or lack thereof. Thirdly, I just want to remind everyone that the boxes of wine under my desk are NOT for the party and are for my lunch breaks so please don’t help yourself. Stay sexy, Meevscorp ❣️ Xoxo Chloë the Receptionist Sent from my iPhone ✨🌸💕💖🌸❣️💫😘

[zodiacatsea]

Addendum:

11. Under no circumstances will nudity be allowed. Please stick to office professional. Please.

Regards,

The HR Department

[classicmeevs]

Addendum:

12. Even on casual Fridays?

-im meevs

[classicsteevs]

Am I still allowed to rent 27 therapy dogs for the party?

-Steevs (definitely not a nefarious therapy dog posing as Steevs)

[chaosmeevs]

Merry Christmas

Merry Christma

Merry Christm

Merry Christ

Merry Chris

Merry Chri

Merry Chr

Merry C

Merry

Merr

Mer

Me

Mee

Meev

Meevs

Meevs H

Meevs He

Meevs Her

Meevs Here

[classicsteevs]

Christmas

Christma

Christm

Christ

Chris

Chri

Chr

Ch

Cha

Chao

Chaos

Chaosm

Chaosme

Chaosmee

Chaosmeev

Chaosmeevs

[chaosmeevs]

What’s a palindrome?

[chloeniccole]

Guys is one of you bringing cups to the office party later? Can you get pink ones? Thanks

Xoxo Chloë the Receptionist

Sent from my iPhone ✨🌸💕💖🌸❣️💫😘

[classicsteevs]

I'm already renting therapy dogs for the party! I've never seen a cup in my life! What even is that?!

-Steevs, handsome grandsome