#ccastradventum

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HAPPY EXACTLY ONE MONTH BELATED BIRTHDAY, LONG LIVE PRINCE MAX

AW THANK YOU ECTO!!!!!!!!

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"actually, one of the most important things you can ever know as a camp counselor is..." he's dramatically pulling out a thick binder, before holding it up proudly. "as many campfire songs as possible! it's your duty to keep the singing going and not let silence and negative thoughts consume your campers!" ((david for.. either?))

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“Uhhh.”

“Uhhh.”

The twins look between each other, nervousness etched into their faces, before Laine speaks up first. “That’s… nice ‘n all, David, but, ah… we don’t sing.”

Zane nods. “We sound like we’re dying.”

“Also, uh, we… ain’t good in front of crowds.”

“Even small ones.”

“At all.”

“It’s bad.”

“Soooo while we appreciate the advice–”

“–we really can’t. We just… freeze up.”

The two shudder just thinking about having to perform.

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ccastradventum replied to your photoset: // these two are the biggest fucking meme lords...

-big fave is hat they have 2 chunky individual boob instead of one uniboob which implies theyre wearing bras too

listen, if u meme, u gotta go all out

its all or nothin in this household

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@ccastradventum || 💀

“Alright so the plan is, just act as gross and mushy with me as possible. I want Ethan to feel mad, and like the biggest piece of useless garbage possible. Maybe if we up the mushy factor enough, he’ll be so petty that he’ll leave school too.” As Mat said this, he gave a look over his shoulder to make sure said devil hadn’t made his way inside the double doors yet.

“And since I know this is new to you, Neil. When I say mushy, I mean, you gotta hold my hand, and sit beside me in every class, and at lunch too, and probably even kiss me at some point or another. Like, and not those dainty cheek kisses, I’m talking tongue Neil Stolarz. I want this bitch to be absolutely up the wall. Think you can do that?”