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ccavort

 “oh dip are we bringing back Izuku with a gun???”

Guns are illegal, here comes the police

“Don’t worry ma’am,”

“I have a permit”

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@ccavort liked for a starter

“Do the top of the top pro heroes go out for walks in the park or do they do their best to avoid the public in their downtime?” The womans warm voice pipped in, leaning towards the other with a bit of a smirk upon her lips. Hands rested behind her back as she tilted side to side, watching the other pro; no, not just watching, it was almost as if Yu was deeply admiring the other. “I’m asking you to hang out, by the way. It’s not like we’ve gotten to talk much.”

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ccavort replied to your post:

FLEXES LOUDLY

     “OH!  YEAH, AN’ YOU!  YA GET IT!!!”

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ccavort replied to your post:

Dude. Dude. I don’t even know who your boytoy is I just want to be a part of something, but as your kinda-friend I PERSONALLY volunteer to help you pick something out.

 “YEAH?  I’M NOT USUALLY TH’ MATERIALISTIC TYPE, AN’ HE AIN’T EITHER... I USUALLY STICK WITH FOOD ‘CAUSE EVERYONE LIKES TA EAT!  BUT IF YA GOT BETTER IDEAS...”

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ccavort replied to your post:

[Prison rules]: Both. Loser buys the other food. Better be ready, NERD

[KangarooGirl]:  GEHEHE ALRIGHT THEN!  HOPE YA GOT LOTSA CASH, I EAT A TON!

[gotitmeme-orized]

( ✉ → sms ) Denny's parking lot. Three am. Square up or be square.

Texts || Acceptin’

[KangarooGirl]:  IS THIS FER A FIGHT OR A FEAST?  OR BOTH??  CAUSE I’M ALWAYS UP FER BOTH!!!

[dustxechoes]

@ccavort :  ☭

BATTLE THEME: She - Headshot

BATTLE INTRO

"Cow sighting, confirmed. Engaging, capture protocols.”

VICTORY

“Analyzing...Ear fluffiness: 87%.”

DEFEAT

“Will I die?”

ASSIST:

“Providing support.”

TAUNT

“Target performing below projected cow ability.”

REACTING TO TAUNT

“Moo.”

FLEE

“System damage exceeds 40%. Retreating.”

REACTING TO FLEE

“Capture...failed.”

TIE

“Allotted mission time expired. Standing down.” 

PERFECT VICTORY

“Capture complete. We are now: friends.”

FINISH MOVE

“Maximum Charge....Firing.”

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@ccavort​

“Aɴᴀʟʏᴢɪɴɢ...ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ.”

Her voice was pleasant, if monotonous and tinny, betraying its artificial nature. Where had this girl come from, anyway?

“Lᴇᴘᴜs ʙʀᴀᴄʜʏᴜʀᴜs. Aᴅᴜʟᴛ. Aᴠᴇʀᴀɢᴇ ʙᴏᴅʏ ʟᴇɴɢᴛʜ ꜰᴏʀᴛʏ ꜰɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪꜰᴛʏ ꜰᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴇɴᴛɪᴍᴇᴛᴇʀs. Hᴀʙɪᴛᴀᴛ, Hᴏɴsʜᴜ, Sʜɪᴋᴏᴋᴜ, ᴀɴᴅ Kʏᴜsʜᴜ. Pᴏᴘᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ. Cᴏɴᴄʟᴜsɪᴏɴ...”

At that, Eva would reach up and attempt to pat her new animal friend on the head.

“Hᴇʟʟᴏ, Cᴏᴡ.”