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Bro: *sneezes in the dining room*

Me: *walks into living room*

Mom: Bless you

Me: Uhm... wrong child.....

Mom: Oh. Darn. I knew someone sneezed and it was a 50/50 chance it was you

Me: do you want to order from this new japanese restaurant

Bro: *reads the word ‘gyoza’*

Bro: *stomach growls*

Bro: *sobs* YES

Shoutout to @ccc7ccc for capturing my natural state on the NYC subways: annoyed

Bro, from across the apartment: Ooh this video game's character selection has a nurse! Description: "disciplinarian"

Me, to myself: Do I tell him

Bro: A HEALER

Me: Do I tell him

Bro, ten minutes later: Oh... it's n-not the medical kind of nurse...

[chubby pit bull waddling in front of us]

Me & bro at the same time: oooooh she thique

Pit bull: *stops and sits down, turning to us with a devastated look*

Owner: ???what are you doing Layla? *dragging her along*

Me: 😫 oh my god did we just fat shame a dog

Bro: poor Layla 😔

bro's friends: *have a girl's night and invite me* Me: I can't come, I'm studying bro: *goes as my proxy to Girl's Night*

Me: *divvying up dinner* Are four chicken legs too much for you?

Bro: *mouth filled with cookies* Nofmgdwftht

Me: wha

Bro: *carefully around a mouth full of cookies* No I'm good with that

what i meant to say: wait I wanna show you something what i said: wait I- *coughs* *chokes* *wheezes* *teeters off chair* brother: what.....

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