#ccpikeman

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Petrol moods tbh

[aboyandhisstarship]

here is an idea

Futurama Camp camp AU? 

David= Fry Happy go lucky camp man who because of wrong time wrong place gets frozen for a thousand years 

Gwen=Leela Unhappy with her job and an outcast until she meets a redhead cinnamon roll who inspires her to achieve more. (gwenvid FTW)

Max=bender a grumpy unhappy robot child who David runs into after trying to make a phone call they become best friends and he helps teach him to enjoy life 

Neil= Professor Fransworth. David's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great nephew. (he will be younger in this AU) a mad scientist who gives David and his new found friends job’s in his dangerous delivery company 

Nikki= Amy they lovable impossibly rich martian who is Neil’s “intern” in reality her parents are to strict and wont let her pursue her dreams of becoming a Zoo keeper so she works for Neil to make sure she is left alone.

QM= Scruffy the janitor. honestly QM is already pretty much scruffy

 Dolph=Dr Zoidberg mostly because of the whole diagnosing Nikki with death thing. He is also a terrible doctor here on request of Neil but no one knows why.

Pikeman=Zap Brennigan the egotistical 127 star general of the army of earth who thinks himself a ladies man. yea no more explanation needed

Any more suggestions please include them :D  as well as your thoughts 

[galaxynerd420]

I can’t believe I have seen a ship evolution

First it was Snax x Tabii

Then it was Snake x Max

Next it was Snake x Erin

Then I saw Snake x Pikeman

Followed by Snake x Petrol

I saw Snake x Jasper once

Supposingly Snake x Harrison was there as well

I remember seeing Snake x Dolph somewhere

For a short bit there was Snake x Nurf

After that it’s now Snake x Neil

Is there any ships that I missed? I hope not.

[whateveriisms-blog]

I absolutely headcanon that he has some sort of hearing issue from this incident.

[apatheticheadphones-blog]

Personally. I love Pikeman and think he deserves more love.

[1-800-hellraiser]

How You Meet (Preference #1)

Word count: 664

TWS!: Swearing and Gwen getting shitfaced drunk

(A/n: Just wanted to feed you guys some more content before school starts tomorrow:])

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David:

     You actually meet David after Daniel applied for the job, in fact, you applied the day after he did. David and Gwen are a bit skittish towards you, especially after the incident that happened the day before. They do double background checks and everything. You ask why they're so diligent about checking your papers, they had told you about Daniel. You completely understand, and after they hire you, you and David hang out for most of the day and hit it off immediately.

Gwen:

       You meet Gwen a bar (the only bar) in town. Gwen needed a break from the kids and David. As cliché as it is, you think she's pretty and you buy her a drink. You two keep ordering drinks and talking. She tells you about David and the campers. You stayed sober enough to drive because you know she's not going to be sober enough to drive. An hour later, the bar closes up and you drive her back to the camp. You know where the camp is because you went there when you were younger. Once you're both at the camp, you help Gwen out if the car and slide your number into the pocket of her shorts as you help her to the counselors cabin.

Max (Aged up to 16 ):

        You work at a café close to a highschool. Students come in all the time to get coffee, but one stands out to you the most. Since you go to the school close to the café, all you have to do is walk to work once you leave the school. One kid always comes in after school, you see him sometimes in the hallways, but he's never in your classes. Max comes in everyday, and orders the same thing everyday. Just a plain, black coffee. After serving him so many times, you two started forming an acquaintanceship.

Neil (Aged up to 17 as well as the reader):

       You're in Neil's chemistry class, in fact, you're his assigned lab partner.  He thought he would have to do all of the work, but no. You and him work together during lab days and even during chemistry class. You both are practically friends.

Pikeman (This one is really long omfg-):

     You're second week of working at Camp Campbell, the Woodscouts raid the camp. You freak the fuck out (as you should) and panic. You, Gwen, and David run out to help the campers. Your stuck trying to get the red-headed woodscout to stop blowing shit up with makeshift bombs. He started taunting you, standing just out of your reach. You were running at him full speed before tripping over a tree root, falling, and accidentally bitch slapping Pikeman. He just kinda stands there and holds his cheek, like he was contemplating his life choices.

     You try to apologize, but he cuts you off by rallying the other Woodscouts and leaving your camp. Gwen teases you about the incident for the rest of the night before you all go to sleep. The next morning you decide to apologize and baked Pikeman sugar cookies. You put them in a Tupperware container along with an apology note and tape on the top reading "To: Pikeman From: Y/n. The two Woodscouts from last night were guarding the area. You hand the Tupperware to the buff bald kid and him to bring the cookies to Pikeman.

     Pikeman receives your cookies and opens them. The note you gave him reads "Pikeman, I am so SO sorry for accidentally slapping you. I tripped on a tree root and fell. I baked you some sugar cookies as an apology, I hope you can forgive me. -Y/n" He smiles and sets the note aside and takes a bite of one of the cookies. The cookies are amazing, maybe he will forgive you.

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Edward pikeman folks

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