#ccrp ask

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Damn this office is dryer than Paul's dating life.

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Hey Melissa….

I’ve got a “dog” that needs to be rehomed

You wouldn’t happen to be able to help with that

"A dog huh..?"

*The mousy haired women craned her neck to peak up from behind her pile of work. Those soft amber eyes bubbling with something far more sinister under the surface.*

"Is it a good dog? I don't like training bad boys. They require a lot of.. correction."

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who's gives the best head at CCRP?

~🪿

*Ted leaned froward in his desk chair, his mustache twitching into that shit eating grin as he let out a chuckle of amusement.*

"Me. You can't out do the doer. I *invented* the good ol' tug'n'suck." *His eyes crinkled, his hands slapping down on his thighs as he sat up a bit straighter.*

"But if we're talking the rest of the office-" *He placed a had on his chin rubbing a non existent beard* "I wanna say Mel. Girls who act like that are ALWAYS freaks."

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ASK BLOG INTRODUCTION

Hey, what's up, everyone? It's the Tedster, coming at you live from the most thrilling cubicle farm in Hatchetfield! Bored outta my skull with Paul, Charlotte, Melissa, Bill, and maybe even the big man, Mr. Davidson. Thought we'd try one of these things.

So, fire away with your burning questions about office life, Bill's fashion disasters, or why Paul's too chicken to ask out the Latte Hotte. Maybe you wanna know what Davidson's really like? I'm even willing to dish out some behind-the-curtains peeks—if you know what I mean *wink*. And hey, ladies, if you're looking for Hatchetfield's most eligible bachelor, don't be shy. We promise to answer as 'honestly' as we can! 😉