Back on my McGenji bullshit outta nowhere but Hanzo finding out Genji married McCree because in a fight somehow McCree unleashes Genji’s dragon (either through his gun like I see a lot of art/fics do bless all of you McGenji/McHanzo shippers alike for that, or like maybe just straightup uses the sword lmao) and Hanzo’s like “Only a Shimada can... Genji, what—“ and Genji’s just like “Oh. Yeah I kinda married him.” “You what???” “I kinda—“ “There’s no ‘kind of’ about it you maRRIED HIM???” “I mean Jesse Shimada had a nice ring to it, I had to take the opportunity.”
//also the alt bit for McCree using the sword like “Sorry I’ve never touched one’a these in my life it just happened” and Genji’s just “dwai, husband with sword hot.” Hanzo in the BG like “please get a room I’m literally begging.”