#cdoomsdaytrio

[lookinghalfacorpse]

human bodies and the many ways that they're weird. a guide by technoblade.

/dsmp /rp

dream and philza have flat faces, and little noses that don't connect to their upper lip at all. they have round, stunted ears on the sides of their heads, and teeth that are barely sharper than a deer's. they're omnivores, like we are, but we're much better at bitin' than them. they have no tusks and no claws. they look a bit like furless piglets, but they're kinda alien-lookin', too. their feet are flat and skinny.

dream and philza have thin, pink lips. they're plush and warm, and more expressive than piglin lips. phil chews his when he's focusing, and dream's will twitch when he's annoyed. humans see something romantic about lips. they use them to kiss, and even touching them with your hands is seen as intimate. they'll touch their lips to my snout or my hands or my forehead, and i know it's a big deal to them.

dream and philza are upright, bipedal, and have musculature like a piglin, but they're small and hairless. mostly. dream has a mop of course fur (he calls it hair) on his head, and phil's is straight, golden, and silky. there are little tufts of fur above their eyes, too, and on some other spots across their bodies. a light covering on the legs. between their size and their nakedness, they're always pretty cold. i used to ask phil all the time if he wanted to move to a warmer climate, but he never did. he doesn't mind wearing layers. they both feel safer in layers, i think. that's my running theory, anyway. if i were that small, i'd probably like it, too.

dream and philza have long, elegant eyelashes. piglins like those, too. pretty common sign of beauty in most species, i think. human eyes have a broad color range, and theirs are particularly bright. phil's eyes are icy, haunting blue. dream's are a deep, wild green. i've never seen colors like that before coming to the overworld. the sky, the sea, the forest.

dream and philza are way too small, way too delicate. i'll cup dream's face in my hand and know i could break his jaw if i squeeze too hard. i'll rub phil's sore shoulder and sometimes just hurt him more. they'll crawl on me when i'm in bed and they weigh less than some of the dogs, and if a limb gets caught under me when i roll over, they'll yelp.

there's a spot at the base of dream's neck that, if i nibble at it with my front teeth, he'll squirm and push against me and make all sorts of cute sounds. most of phil's feathers are sensitive, but you can be rough with the soft ones near the base of his wings, and his eyes will flutter closed. they both like when i run my fingers through their fur hair.

i imagine fairies are a bit like this, honestly. recognizably beautiful, but tiny and a little... off. bright and vivid; a creation of this colorful world they're from. two little fairyfolk who decided to love a beast like me.

[lookinghalfacorpse]

Itwall c!doomsday trio prompt ideas: 1)Techno plays dress-up with steve and Dream and Phil are the judges or 2) Techno convinces Dream to play dress-up and they go show Technos masterpiece off to Phil

"Philza Minecraft."

"Yeah, mate?" Philza was lounged on the couch, his slippered feet propped on an ottoman close to the fireplace. Despite Technoblade's gameshow-host-esque tone, Phil's eyes stayed locked on the book in his lap. A hound's furry white head also occupied his lap, unbothered by the book cover on his forehead, and a crow was nestled carefully at his thighs. This old man wasn't going anywhere.

But Techno still had to try.

"Philza Minecraft!" He tried again, "If I may have the honor of your eyes upon my great creation."

"Oh!" Phil tore himself from the page, keeping a finger on his spot. "Great creation. Yes. Show me."

"You see, Phil," He extended an arm dramatically, summoning his best showmanship, "I am a man of many talents--"

"Mm-hmm--"

"I am a man of many talents, Philza, and while I'm most often concerned with the art of war, I am, of late, involved in the war of art. The battles of self-expression. The eternal struggle to create something beautiful. Philza Minecraft," he said, "I am entering the world of fashion."

"You always do dress very well, mate."

"I-- Well-- Thank you, Phil, thank you. I appreciate your immediate recognition of my genius. But fashion also means knowing how to dress more than just my peak-performance body. My perfect musculature. My piglin-ousity"

Philza nodded sagely.

"And you denied me an opportunity to play dress up earlier, so I am now taking back my right to express myself. My artistry. Through fashion. I present to you: Dream!"

Dream walked out through the shadow of the doorway, the dim light of the fireplace slowly illuminating the absolute mess that he was dressed in. He was dressed, exclusively, in Techno's clothing. Techno's crown hung limply at his gaunt shoulders, while the lacy white shirt was slowly sliding down his torso and revealing the skin all the way down at his ribcage. The pants, too, appeared to be sliding, ready to cascade into the oversized boots.

Dream had a massive grin on his face.

The crow fluttered away and the hound whined as Philza hopped to his feet.

"Nope! Nope!" Philza said, though he was fighting laughter, "No, no, no," He rushed over to Dream and gathered fistfuls of fabric in his hands, trying to pull it all up and keep the young man covered. "I told you it wouldn't fit! Lad, this is all gonna fall off you in three seconds."

Dream's face was red, but his smile remained. Despite Phil's efforts, the clothes had no chance of staying on. He felt the pants drop completely, though the length of the shirt kept him partially covered. A few weeks ago, he was embarrassed of his scarred skin, but there was nothing left to hide from either Techno or Phil anymore. "You bathed me earlier today, Phil--"

"We are in the living room! The windows are open! We don't get naked in the living room with the windows open! Mr. war-of-art doesn't know how to measure his models, eh?"

Techno stood with his arms across his chest, looking awfully proud of himself. "I think it's his best look yet."

Phil sighed, his shoulders falling as he realized how badly he was failing to preserve Dream's decency. Yet, there Dream was, smiling, looking absolutely dwarfed in Techno's clothes and almost half-naked as gravity took its toll. He had some color to his face, and his eyes were shining. He looked, for the first time in a long time, like he was having fun.

"Credit where it's due, mate."

[lookinghalfacorpse]

Okay but can we talk about cdoomsday trio and how all three of them have some sort of connection to gods/goddesses and godhood.

Philza: The Angel of Death, literally MARRIED to the Goddess of Death, immortal, ancient. Idk if the hardcore worlds are canon to cPhil but if they are then he literally has relations to multiple other gods as well.

Techno: Literally called The Blood God, the best fighter on the server, with skills def near god-like, if you think about it, then the bell is pretty much a holy item/symbol for cTechno and ringing it could count as preyer. Also wasn't I might be wrong but wasn't he like basically immune to the Egg and it's bs? Sounds pretty god-like to me.

Dream: Man-made immortality thanks to the revive book(and Punz), it was said in the finale that they found out more stuff besides just reviving people(ex. they found the End dimension), literally just the revive book itself, like he can literally bring people back from the dead. Then there's the fact that he's the Admin of the server, so that has to be something. THE FACT THAT GOD STOLE HIS FACE.

Basically they're all either gods or mini gods. Love that for 'em <3

this is a huge reason why doomsdaytrio is so compelling for me. they make my theology student heart flutter.

what they have in common is that they didn't start as gods.... presumably. i've seen some headcanons and theories about ctechno and cdream's pasts where they're very intertwined with godhood (and i'm personally invested in cdream's past with xd), but there doesn't seem to be much canonical evidence of it. instead, we're looking at three men who painstakingly transformed themselves into gods, whether by gaining the favor of one, getting the reputation of one, or harnessing the powers of one. i love the idea of these three having an alliance when they're all in different stages of attaining godhood, and their godhoods look different, and a DIFFERENT god has dream's face, and we don't know why.

there are definitely ghost stories told around campfires about the winged angel of death, who never misses a shot on his bow. there are warriors who ring bells before battle to summon strength and power. given more time, there would surely be legends about the man who knew death well enough to beat it.

[lookinghalfacorpse]

What's the most random doomsday trio thought you had recently?

so i haven't been sleeping well and i forgot to eat today (and it's almost tomorrow) so i was like "ah shit i need sustenance" and made some rice. anyway i'm not sure whether it was the hunger or the sleep deprivation that made me a CLUMSY IDIOT but i dropped my damn rice and my bowl shattered and it burnt my hand

and while i was cleaning my fucking rice off the floor i thought "cdream would do this in the cabin. like on a day that phil's away, or maybe he offers to cook for the first time, or something. or he's just carrying a bowl like a normal person and fucks it up"