Have the Prince Wilbur/Tactician Dream au. I spent all day writing this and have edited exactly zero, but fuck it.
It had been unwise, he knew that even as he collapsed into the grass. Anyone could have stumbled across him while he was sleeping. If he had been particularly unlucky he'd have woken up strapped to a table five minutes before he stopped being able to wake up at all, and then what would have this all been for? Wasted effort, wasted gain.
But he had been running nonstop for days, only stopping to shelter from the rain and eat. Sleep had been put on the backburner, and he was paying for it now; his steps were blistering with pain as his body shrieked its disapproval. He hadn't visited any village for fear they would recognize his face (foolish way to get caught, he'd have to craft a mask) so his supplies had been running dangerously thin by the time he had made it out of the desert and into the plains.
Dream did not know this country. He didn't know any country, really; letting your future world destroying sacrifice wander the world was considered highly impractical, after all. This country's border was simply the closest to him. It helped that they were supposedly enemies, and therefore the cultists were unlikely to follow him successfully.
(This he knew, of course, because when you have a world destroying sacrifice, you should always inform it of which direction it should start its slaughter.)
Regardless, as soon as the grass began to reach his shoulders, he felt the fatigue he had pushed away over and over slamming into him like a wave. No more, his body begged, we can't go on anymore.
He was on his back now. The height of the grass would protect him, he justified in his exhaustion. He was deep enough into the plains that he wouldn't be found. It was night, a new moon in fact; too dark for anyone to see him. It would only be for a few hours. It would be fine.
The stars gathered above him in a glorious haze of light. Even if he was caught, it would be worth getting to see a sky unpolluted by light. Freedom was sweet.
He slept well into the dawn.
"Wilbur! Oi! I found some guy, I think he might be dead or something."
Tommy had such a way with words, Wilbur thought with dry amusement. He raised his hand at Techno, who was grumbling in the distance about something or another, and went to push through the wheat to where Tommy was kicking up a fuss.
It was hardly befitting a prince to get their hands dirty with the more physical work. It was something more properly suited to the pawns on the board, a set of lesser knights. His brothers had always been very hands on rough and tumble types however, so Wilbur took it upon himself to join their border patrol escapades. They really needed someone looking out for them. What kind of brother would let his family go off so close to a threat without someone to guide them safely? A foolish one. Irresponsible. Maybe Tommy could get away with that, but Wilbur would never forgive himself.
"For someone so tall, you're sure bad at keeping up, Wilbur." A voice said behind him. Techno lightly bumped his shoulders as he passed, the force controlled so as not to bruise Wilbur against his armor. He began cutting down some of the grass with his sword.
"Not all of us are built like a charging bull, dear brother." Wilbur quipped. Techno rolled his eyes and cleared an easier path to travel. Wilbur happily followed in his wake, raising his hand to block out the light of the sunset.
"Took you both long enough," Tommy scowled as they approached. He crossed his arms. "I was about to start rooting through his pockets."
"You mean you haven't already? Shocker." Techno said. He held his sword loosely, but did not put it away. Tommy rolled his eyes.
"He's breathing, which means he might be a witch, which means you're supposed to check him for traps first. You made a promise, so you have to!"
"You could just stop trying to loot things that are clearly not dead."
"Don't be a pussy," Tommy replied, and swung his healing staff at Techno's face. Techno caught it easily.
"That's enough, Tommy," Wilbur said quickly before they could roughhouse. "You said you were going to show us this man."
A few feet behind Tommy there was a lump in a patch of disturbed wheat. Obviously the person Tommy had stumbled upon. Wilbur pushed away the grass and leaned forward to see what they were working with.
His breath caught in his chest.
The man before him felt like something out of a fairy story his mother used to tell. The wheat around them seemed a dull yellow compared to the threaded gold of his hair. His skin was sun-kissed, a little burned around his freckled cheeks, but thankfully he was mostly protected by a large green coat. Dirt flecked his cheekbones, expression soft in sleep. He could have been the son of Apollo.
A sleeping beauty, meant to be awoken by a prince. This was something close to fate.
"The fuck is doing passed out in this field, you think?"
Wilbur winced, and turned away from the gorgeous sprawl to hiss. "Keep your voice down."
"He should probably be woken up, his skin is going to peel at this rate." Techno noted. He made no movement to lean down, however, waiting for Wilburs decision. Rightfully.
"It's his own fault. There's a village right over there. He could've just made them take him in." Tommy said.
Techno frowned. "Not if he's trying to hide something."
"And that's why you should let me look through his pockets."
"Gentlemen," Wilbur spoke, drawing his brother's attention. "I think our sleeping beauty here must be awoken before we decide anything about him."
Techno snorted, and Tommy squawked at the word 'beauty,' but it was wholly irrelevant as a soft groan rose from the ground. He was awake.
His fairytale man blinked wearily, obviously still exhausted (the poor thing. Wilbur would make sure his next rest would be on silk sheets.) His eyes found Wilbur's first. A soft noise came from his throat, questioning.
"Hello there," Wilbur smiled gently. "I see you've woken up."
His eyes traced Wilburs face, and Wilbur felt the incredible urge to write poetry about the shades of green hidden within.
"Where…?" His fairytale spoke rough with sleep.
"The hell are doing out on the border, man? Terrible place to sleep." Tommy leaned forward. Wilbur gave him a stern look, but his fairytale merely squinted. He attempted to push himself up.
"Please, allow me." Wilbur said. He offered his hand, and the man took it after a moment's hesitation. This hand was ungloved, he noted. An odd tattoo twisted patterns into its skin. It was as beautiful as the rest of him, and when Wilbur pulled him up he made sure to press a kiss to the large X on the back of it.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, my good man." He hummed, ignoring Tommy's gagging and Techno's burning stare. "Might I have your name?"
His fairytale did not stutter or blush in embarrassment as he expected. Instead he tilted his head. "... Dream."
"A fitting name for someone as lovely as you." Truly, the gods had good humor.
Dream raised his head to look at the darkening sky, his figure eclipsing the sun. He barely seemed to acknowledge them at all. "Thank you. I hadn't meant to sleep that long. I'll be out of your way, then."
"Wait!" Wilbur grasped his arm, alarmed. "My compatriot is right, it was strange to find someone asleep so close to the border. Are you perhaps in need of shelter? There's a village nearby, we can take you there."
"I think I'll be alright." Dream eyed his grip warily. "I hadn't meant for that to happen. It was a one time thing."
"What, are you homeless?" Techno spoke up. Dream froze. "Cause if you're walking around here and refuse to take shelter, it sounds a lot like you're homeless."
"I'm not homeless." Dream hissed, and tugged out of Wilburs' grasp. Wilbur turned and glared at Techno, but he looked unrepentant.
"There's no shame if you are, man. I'm sure we can set you up with a house, something a lot better than an empty field with no roof."
"I have a house!" Dream said indignantly, looking more upset by the minute. Wilbur felt the strings escape his fingers, his sweet fairytale falling out of his reach.
"Then let us escort you to it." Techno said mildly. His face was impassive, but there was a familiar danger in his tone. He was suspicious of Dream, Wilbur realized. "It's not safe out here with the increasing border skirmishes, Dream. It'd be better for all of us if we took you home."
Dream raised himself to his full height. He was still shorter than both Wilbur and Techno. "I'm not going to let some strangers follow me home. I'm not an idiot."
"Oh really?" Techno raised an eyebrow. "Then I'd really like to hear how you managed to miss that you were talking to the prince of this kingdom."
"You heard me. If you really had a house around here, you should be a kingdom citizen, or at the very least recognize the symbols on my armor. So you're not from our country." Techno nodded at him. "You wanna explain why a Plegian is sneaking into Ylisse when we're on the brink of war?"
"I never said my house was around here." Dream muttered. "And it's none of your business."
"Everything involving my family's lands is my business."
"Well I'm not gonna be here long. This was just the quickest way out of the country. I'll head north and be out of your lands soon."
Tommy spoke up, settling his staff on his shoulder. "What're you running from? Can't be that bad if you're one of them."
"Tommy," Wilbur scolded, feeling a prickle of distress as Dream's face shuttered. "That's not how it works. People run for a lot of reasons, and I suspect in a place with so much turmoil, Dream would have plenty of reasons to want to escape."
Tommy shrunk. Dream was silent for a moment. When he did speak, it was with obvious reluctance. "I was… a tactician, of sorts. Trained in strategy. Meant to serve at the capital."
Techno's grip tightened on his sword, but Dream didn't backpeddle. "They were going to use me. They wanted to use me to- to win the war. The future war. And I refused, because I don't agree with it. I don't want to be a warmonger. But that's not something you can ordinarily turn down, so I left."
They were going to kill me, he didn't say, underneath the tense air. I ran, I'm still running. From everything.
Wilburs heart ached. He indulged himself by reaching out to take Dream's hand.
"I'm sorry," He said sincerely. He squeezed Dream's wrist. "I won't let them chase you here. I'm putting you under our protection."
"It's best-" Wilbur glared at Techno, "for all of us if they don't find you. To keep you out of the enemy's hands will prevent them from gaining a valuable asset, or us from losing one."
That got Dreams' attention. "What? What are you talking about?"
Wilbur preened. "If you're so valuable that the other side is willing to hunt you down, then you must be quite the strategist. And since it's in both our interests that there be no war, why not use your skills for the good of Ylisse?"
"Wilbur, this could be a trap." Techno growled. "You could be leading the enemy further into our borders."
"I mean if he wanted to kill us he probably wouldn't be sleeping in a field." Tommy said. He poked Dream with the ball of his staff. Dream smacked it away.
"I'm not here to kill you. Well, I could kill you, but I'm not going to." Dream paused. "Unless you try to kill me first or make me set fire to an entire village. Then I would have to kill you."
"Did they make you set fire to a fucking village?!"
"Well. They tried. It didn't work out for them."
Oh, that was beautiful. This man was something special, and there was no way Wilbur was letting him get away now.
"Then it's settled." Wilbur clapped his hands. "You come with us, and in exchange for our protection you lend us your aid. That seems perfectly fair to me."
"I don't agree to this." Techno said. "I want that on the record so I can say 'I told you so' later."
Tommy tugged at Dream's coat. "Well if he's coming along he's gotta empty out his pockets. For transparency and all that."
Dream looked back and forth at them somewhat helplessly.
"I guess that's fair." He said slowly. "For now at least."
Joy rose through Wilbur's figure, leaving him giddy. With necessary flourish he bowed before his new Tactician. "Then allow me to formally introduce myself. I am Wilbur Soot, second prince to the Ylissian throne."
Dream gave him a puzzled look. It was not the awe he hoped for, but Dream still nodded back. "It's good to meet you. Once again, I'm Dream."
"Just Dream." He confirmed. Tommy stepped forward with an embarrassing swagger.
"And I'm the biggest man of them all-"
"He's Tommy," Wilbur interjected immediately, ignoring Tommy's outrage. Techno snickered. "Third prince of the Ylissian throne. The brute next to me is Technoblade, first prince to the throne."
"I'll remember that comment when your ass needs saving, Soot."
Dream chuckled. A small thing, but it was startling how soft it made him feel. Dandelion fluff fluttered in his stomach.
"Alright, so if I'm following you, where are we going?"
"There's a village nearby we were meant to check up on before heading back." Techno replied, pulling Wilbur out of his thoughts. "We'll want to restock there, as well."
"Lead the way then." Dream inclined his head.