1. What's your earliest childhood memory?2. What's your favorite color(s)? Characteristics of that color?3. When you wake up, what do you think the most annoying thing is to start off a day?4. Eyes/Smiles?5. What's been on your mind lately? Something you don't talk about outloud, but it's been floating around for quite some time.6. What was the last time you felt you made a difference to someone? Something you might've done.7. What do you love most about people? Something they might do that makes you anxious.8. If you could rewind 5 years, what would you wish to be able to tell yourself then?9. When was the last time you took a risk? Something you never would've thought you would've done.10. What's the most meaningful thing/person to you?
It was before I could speak but after I started walking; I must have been about 1. I toddled down the stairs in our apartment block and went to the play park a block away. I had always thought this a dream, because I couldn't imagine my parents being that inattentive, until I learned that they had been watching me, hiding out of view all that time.
I'm not sure I truly have a favourite colour. I like green because when I was a kid I watched The Mask and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I think something in one of their theme tunes convinced me that liking green would give me super powers, so I brainwashed myself into preferring green. Before that, my favourite colour was pink, and I would always get upset because I would choose pink things and then my sister would steal them from me. Once this happened to my toothbrush; it was gross.
The morning piss and having to wash.
If this is a preference question, it's going to be a smile. If somebody had weird eyes it wouldn't bother me so much. I sometimes wonder what it would be like to fuck a blind girl; would her senses be "heightened". I saw an old couple the other day where the woman was blind; it was adorable.
Give me three nukes and an army, and I'll demonstrate.
I'm pretty sure I've made a massive difference to my girlfriend's life, as she has me.
I don't love people. I occasionally like certain persons, but not "people" as a whole. There is not one universal lovable trait that every human being on the planet possesses for me to love. Things that people do that make me anxious... um, pass.
Trust no one. However, because this encounter will change the very nature of your future, here is Laura's number. She's 11 at the moment, which is kind of weird to think about, but in 3 years time I want you to call this number and tell her that a future you from an alternate dimension told you to get in touch. Also, don't blow your money, don't drop out of college and just so you know, everybody talks about how ridiculously hot you are so go nuts until then. And use a condom, because the pill only works when you're not fucking some crazy bitch who wants to trick you into having children. Luckily she'll miscarry. In fact, don't stick your dick in crazy. Ever. Also, here is a book of my collected wisdom from the next 5 years.
I'm not generally a risk-taking person. Sometimes, I cross the road without looking.
