Ivana...Ivana Humpalot

Cody. 24. most likely to look the same if his eyes and eyebrows traded places. bisexual. he/him/his twitter & insta: @codypalm

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via striderepiphany)

[akeelahandthetea]

this one is never not funny

[dcmultiverse]

New characters in Young Justice: Outsiders

[rikki-tikkitavi]

Got to see some butterflies being released at the museum today!

[glizzygaymer]

[yermemeblog]

[horrorgay]

the tired gay youth energies radiating off of this image is immeasurably powerful

[clintseastwood]

Natasha Rothwell as Ms. Albright in Love, Simon (2018)

[melonmemes]

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

[boslynboypunk]

I WILL ASSIST?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

[mavros-lykos]

Hermit crab??

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

THAT’S THE BITCH

[jehovahhthickness]

[bobbijaxxx]

She did not have to go that hard.

[nanocomputer]

“if i get up at 8am tomorrow i can finish everything i need to do by 6pm then i can go out”

me the next day at 1pm:

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

Y'all need to type paragraphs of arguments less and learn to say “blow me bitch” to people

[jumex]

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :)

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

[2-face]

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

[fuckmartinaddisonman]

Love, Simon but it’s narrated by John Mulaney

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

“I really like girls” I said, you know, like a liar

[paxamericana]

a completely normal, cliched fantasy world, but instead of bows, all the elves carry glocks

[thelastpilot]

“fuck it up legolas”

[memewhore]