#cel tw

[ancientcalamity]

“I am the Bone of my Eraser Saturation is my Body and Ctrl+v is my Blood. I have created over a Thousand Memes, Unknown to Delete, Nor known to Save. Have withstood Cut and Paste to create many Danks Yet those Hands will never hold A Tablet. So, as I Pray-- Unlimited Photoshop Works”

@calamitouscyan   

[calamitouscyan]

@ancientcalamity:

“SON, LET’S GO TO THE BEACH.”

[ancientcalamity]

“Moshi moshi, Calamity-desu?”

The early 90s were a rough time for Yato. Gotta get that state of the art tech, ya know wut i mean

[ancientcalamity]

GOT ME LOOKIN SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW

YAAAA LOOOOOOOOOOOVES GOT ME LOOKIN SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW--

[ancientcalamity]

                January 19th, 2017 AD. 

I have successfully infiltrated the ‘interwebs’ and have accustomed 

myself to a page called ‘Tumblr’. I have gotten into the ‘fandom’ 

called ‘Noragami’, but it appears as if I have been discovered and 

blacklisted by one of them. 

The others are still in a state of confusion.

                    End log.

[ancientcalamity]

DON’T LET ME GOOO

DON’T LET ME GOOOO!

I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING DISAPPEAR ANYMOOOORE

DON’T LET ME GOOOO

DON’T LET ME GOOOOOOO

IF YOU FORGET ME, I’LLL FUCKING DIIIIIE

HERE I STAND! FIVE YEN PER JOOOB!

LET THE STOOORM RAAAGE ONNN

SCRUBBING TOILETS NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

[ancientcalamity]

Here ya go.

Substitute Soul Reaper, Yato Kurosaki, at ya service

@calamitouscyan

[ancientcalamity]

LOOK MA, I’M FAMOUS