a lot of hyperbolic sentiments towards straight people are obviously highly exaggerated but i shit you not this one girl who goes to the same school as me is a living parody of the “obliviously” gay-erasing, christian theater student who traces stolen anime fanart for her student projects in digital media class. deadass the type of person who would see a lesbian couple making out and say they are “good friends :)”
that one truly, righteously insufferable motherfucker who floats near you and your friends and significant other during a field trip to an art museum, handing out her worthless, ignorant opinions on foreign cultures all the while butting in on your conversations. the same person who overhears your friend say she doesn’t want kids and gasps, calling her “crazy” and saying “you will absolutely want kids when you’re older!”
the bold-faced incessant waste of space who very obviously overhears your friends calling you by your name for about 4 hours, never commenting or anything; the wait until somebody-- an associate who you never really came out to from the getgo so you tolerate them deadnaming you-- deadnames you casually and then the shithead FUCKING SOMERSAULTS at the mention and says “oh your name is _____ ??” and then you stare them dead in the fucking eyes, right into their shitty fucking soul, and utter “No.” they then don’t say a word to you the whole rest of the trip.
