#celery discourse

[nuge]

raw celery is disgusting, cooked celery is delicious bc it tastes completely different

cooked celery???

i’m sorry, but this blog does not accept celery propaganda of any kind!!!

[bixisangel]

Listen.

If you like celery, you're a God damn moron. Celery is an abomination and a horror of this world.

It's not even a real fucking vegetable, it's just wet and crunchy grass. What kind of idiot would just grab a bunch of it and eat it. Who in their right minds would eat it?????

Fake ass vegetable.

AND THEN you ruin perfectly good peanut butter and raisins by putting it on celery. Who the fuck.

And if you put celery in your chicken salad? You should have your hands replaced with stalks of celery so you know the sin you commit.

Tl;dr, Take your soggy, crunchy ass grass somewhere else.

[shanastoryteller]

Oh my god I hate celery so much! I dont understand why anyone likes it?? Its literally bitter nasty water in a stringy texture. And then?? People ruin peanut butter with it?? Cooking it does nothing but coat it in lies

YES IT IS the texture is awful the taste is nothing why are you eating it?? what do you gain??? MISERY

[nuge]

Look I'm not saying celery is good per se, I'm just saying its not the absolute definitive worst. I can easily name 30+ other vegetables I would rather eat before I eat celery. But there are also a handful of other vegetables I would eat celery first before I ate them

i fixed your ask:

[nuge]

I know you're not insulting mirepoix!!!!

mirepoix? MORE LIKE MIREPOO CAUSE IT BELONGS IN THE TOILET.

AM I RIGHT LADIES!!!

[nuge]

Collard and kale greens are the shit. Cook them with some mustard greens and a turkey wing

😋😋😋

YES MA’AM!!!!!!

[nuge]

NO!!!!!!

CELERY > KALE AND/OR COLLARD GREENS

imagine being on the wrong side of history. crunch on a different vegetable smh. the kale/collar greens community will remember your ideological failures.

[nuge]

I have to disagree avout the vegetables. While celery is not great, its tolerable. Meanwhile have you had kale or collard greens? 🤢

how dare u put this celery propaganda in my inbox. how. dare you.

yes i have and both are just okay!!!! celery on the other hand…