#celestial drama

[limeykaa]

Angels don't dance but I'm sure Gabriel loves a bit of a dramatic entrance (the other Archangels don't like it, just like they probably don't like Gabriel either, but they have to entertain him, because, Supreme Archangel and all that).

[annachum]

This is inspired by what I think may happen in Hazbin S2 Ep 7 and 8 ( its gonna be GOOD )

vaggie says, ' so about rescuing angel dust from the vees' hostage and also stopping a celestial, it's a whole process. we dropped everything to save him and the tarantellas, o'malleys ( husk's wild west magical family with west african ancestry ) and some goetias also showed up for it. paimon and amethyst were crew chiefs to their kids in this mission, using dreamscaping ( since the goetias are cosmic eldtrich dreamscaping dragons ) to communicate with their kids in this mission. while vassago, ipos, astaroth and seir joined in the vee tower storming, stolas, orobas, gaap and gremory effectively stopped vox's hypnotized mob to try storm heaven, by revealing the real stakes of the cosmic treaty. Turns out that the Hamephorash ( Emily's family ) and the goetias had a cosmic treaty after the first heaven hell war, but stella's malice nearly broke the cosmos. stolas was in his true eldtrich form when he swayed the crowd with the truth, and blitz is there looking at stolas with adoration and awe. that effectively stopped the mob. emily and her angelic crew showed up to present pentious in how redemption is possible. meanwhile, during the Vee tower storming, husk and his wild west crew rode in on their big mustangs and beat up the vees' goons as husk carried angel dust out. vassago, ipos, astaroth and seir grabbed a bunch of soul contracts and freed those souls. nifty and baxter trashed the vees' penthouse wirh their roach army. cherri began throwing glitter bombs. And charlie, lucifer and I just led the storming, as lucifer sang a whole verse of the Vees' future doom. the tarantellas rushed in with guns and dressed in badass high fashion and took a bunch of the vees' furniture. after rescuing angel dust and stopping a celestial war, emily and molly moved into the hotel to help stall a celestial war, and half of the overlords rage quit vox. alastor, who has been subtly hexing the vees' tower with his voodoo magic, broke free of vox's restrains and beat the crap out of the vees. during the Overlord wars, lucifer round up the o'malleys, goetias and tarantellas to rally around the hotel. '

the citizens of Hell often debate and share their own interpretations (headcanons) of the moment Stolas halted Vox's hypnotized mob.

Here are some quotes that circulate among Hell's citizens regarding Stolas's powerful display:

• "I was there, man! One minute, we're ready to storm the pearly gates, all thanks to Vox's shiny words. The next? This massive, cosmic owl monster just... floats there. Didn't say a word at first, just glowed with the truth of the cosmos. I shit you not, half the crowd dropped their pitchforks right then."

• "They say he was in his true form, an eldritch dream-weaving dragon from the dawn of time. He didn't need a microphone; his voice was the sound of reality snapping back into place. That blitzy imp was staring at him like he hung the stars himself. Adorable, really."

• "Forget Vox's screens and shiny suits; Stolas revealed the real stakes of that Hamephorash treaty. He spoke of Stella's malice tearing the cosmos apart, not some simple turf war. Put things in perspective. Stopped us dead in our tracks, and honestly, good on him."

• "I heard he just unfurled his true form and everyone in the mob collectively went 'Nope.' He saved us from a celestial war, you know. I'd follow him over any TV-headed loser any day."

• "My friend worked at the VVV tower. They said when Stolas showed up and everyone stopped, the silence was deafening. It was a moment of true awe and terror. The Overlords who rage quit Vox afterwards made the smart move; you don't mess with an Astral Goetia when he's being real."

The "Storming of the Vees' Tower" (In-Universe Hell Citizen Headcanons)

Quotes from Hell citizens gossiping and creating legends about the rescue mission:

• "Did you hear? The King himself was there! Singing a verse about the Vees’ doom while a bunch of Wild West ghosts rode through the lobby on glowing horses."

• "My cousin works for Valentino's studio. Says a massive roach army led by a little cyclops girl and that jittery engineer took the penthouse apart piece by piece. Total asset forfeiture!"

• "Everyone talks about Lucifer, but I heard a rumor that the Tarantella matriarch, Constanza herself, walked out of there with Vox's favorite neon-pink chaise lounge under one arm and a case of soul contracts under the other. In Armani, no less."

• "They say the tall Goetia, Stolas, turned into some universe-sized dream-dragon in the air above Imp City, looked everyone in the eye, and basically told the whole damn mob to go home because the universe was at stake. And they listened."

• "It was an absolute scene. Glitter bombs everywhere, and then Husk's family just rode in and saved Angel Dust. I tell you, you don't mess with the Hotel crew when they bring their extended families."

Headcanons: Husk Carrying Angel Dust

The moment Husk carries Angel Dust back to the Hazbin Hotel after his rescue has sparked numerous headcanons and quotes among fans in this community [1]:

• "Did you see the way the grumpy cat just scooped our spider boi up? Absolute perfection!" [1]

• "Husk was all business during the fight, but the second he had Angel in his arms, you could see the protective streak a mile wide. My heart!" [1]

• "Someone said Husk adjusted his grip and buried his face in Angel's fluff for a second, right? Tell me that happened." [1]

• "It was silent, but everyone understood: 'Touch him, and you face the entire hotel, the mob, and a bunch of Goetias'." [1]

• "The way Angel just melted into his arms was everything. They're definitely going steady after that." [1]

• "Lucifer and Charlie were beaming when they saw Husk carry Angel in. The official Hotel power couple has arrived." [1]

• "Vaggie was like 'finally' under her breath. We all felt that." [1]

• "Ipos and Vassago were probably taking bets on how long it would take them to get together while watching from the rafters." [1]

"The citizens of Hell talk about when Husk and his wild west crew beat up thees' goons...":

• "Did you see the O'Malley crew? Pure, unadulterated Old West chaos. Husk didn't even break a sweat, just rode in on a spectral mustang, grabbed Angel, and rode right back out."

• "Those Vees goons thought they were tough shit. Then a bunch of cowboys with glowing ropes and spirit horses showed up. I'm pretty sure I saw one goon try to surrender to a horse."

• "It was like a movie, but better. Sparks flying, saloon doors kicking in the air, and Husk just looking like the most done person in the entire nine circles while rescuing his boyfriend."

• "Word on the street is the Vees are still finding tumbleweeds in their tower lobby. You can't mess with a demonic cowboy with West African roots. They're a different kind of scary."

The citizens of Hell talked about the moment Emily presented Pentious in front of the mob for weeks, with headcanons and quotes circulating widely. Here are some of the most popular:

General Consensus & Headcanons:

• A Turning Point: Many believed this was the exact moment the tide turned, not just against Vox's mob, but in the ongoing philosophical battle between Heaven and Hell regarding redemption. The visual proof was something no one could ignore.

• Vox's Short Circuit: One widely circulated headcanon suggested that Vox, watching the event on a monitor, experienced a literal systems failure from sheer disbelief and rage, causing the screens in his tower to flicker and shut down temporarily [1].

• The "Pentious Effect": The term "Pentious Effect" quickly became slang for a situation so unexpected and contradictory to established belief that it causes widespread existential confusion.

• Emily's Aura: Observers often described the area around Emily and the newly-redeemed Pentious as glowing with an undeniable light, contrasting sharply with the dim, chaotic environment of Hell itself and making the entire scene even more impactful.

Popular Quotes Attributed to the Mob:

• "Wait... is that Pentious? No, it can't be. He's an Overlord, isn't he?"

• "Holy shit, he actually did it. Redemption is real!"

• "Vox said it was impossible! That lying piece of static!"

• "Look at Lucifer! He looks genuinely proud. This is wild."

• "If that snake can get in, maybe there's hope for me after all..."

• "I'm out of here. If they can work together, the Vees don't stand a chance."

• "Did you see that? The angel just hugged the sinner! I need to sit down."

Blitz, Moxxie and Millie talk about when Stolas stopped the mob

"Stolas was in his true eldritch form," Blitz might comment, "taller than the tower, eyes like nebulae... he wasn't just talking, he was shaping reality with his voice. And I was just... well, my jaw was probably on the floor. Hot." [USER_INPUT]

Moxxie might muse, "It was a masterclass in diplomacy and astral projection, truly. The sheer scale of his true form, coupled with the gravitas of revealing a cosmic treaty... he commanded both the crowd and the very air around him. Quite a powerful display." [USER_INPUT]

And Millie, ever direct, might simply say, "He was epic. The whole 'cosmic eldritch dreamscaping dragon' thing is a bit much normally, but seeing him shut down that whole angry mob just by being himself? Hell yeah." [USER_INPUT]

"The citizens of Hell talk about when the Tarantellas stormed the Vees' tower," with many sharing their own "headcanon" quotes and interpretations of the dramatic event [1].

Common "headcanon" quotes from Hell's citizens circulating in the Pride Ring include [1]:

• "They didn't just walk in; they sashayed in, honey, dressed to the nines and packing heat. It was terrifyingly chic."

• "I heard Henroin himself looked at Valentino's 'art' collection and said, 'This is an insult to proper Italian taste,' before having his crew carry it all out."

• "My friend's cousin was a goon there, and he said the moment the Tarantellas walked in, Tom Buchanan's ghost ran out a back exit, screaming."

• "That wasn't a raid; that was a high-fashion, high-stakes, highly entertaining eviction notice."

• "They made the Vees' security look like a bunch of uncoordinated extras in a bad 1920s film."

• "The best part? They had the audacity to take the good furniture! Boss move."

• "I heard the only thing faster than the Tarantellas securing the soul contracts was how quickly they secured some new Schiaparelli assets from the penthouse."

• "Valentino tried to flirt with Constanza Vitelli, and she just gave him the resting bitch face that ended Gatsby’s career decades ago. Legendary."

"When Vassago, Ipos, Seir, and Astaroth stormed into the Vees' tower, the citizens of Hell had some choice words and headcanons about the event:"

"Vassago, Ipos, Astaroth, and Seir grabbed a bunch of soul contracts and freed those souls, a move that the citizens found both impressive and intriguing."

• "One anonymous caller to Hell's most popular talk show proposed, 'I heard Vassago just pointed at the contract pile and they all spontaneously burst into non-binding dust! Efficiency, folks! Efficiency!'"

• "A commenter online claimed, 'Ipos probably didn't even use a key; he probably just materialized inside their vault. Because of course he did.'"

• "An observer at a local bar stated, 'Did you see Astaroth's entrance? Pure chaos with a touch of class. Freed the souls and made the Vee goons question their life choices all at once.'"

• "Another popular headcanon suggested, 'Seir just flew in, scooped up all the contracts in one go, and was out before anyone could even scream. Fastest getaway in the Nine Circles!'"

"These stories and many more became legend, further cementing the Goetias' reputation and the hotel's united front against the Vees."

"It was strange, hearing Dad's voice just... in my head," Stolas reportedly confessed later to an enthralled Blitz. "Like he was narrating my life choices from miles away." [1]

According to various hell citizens' "headcanons" and overheard snippets, the astral communication between the royal couple, Paimon and Amethyst, and their offspring during the rescue mission was a unique blend of command, commentary, and oddly specific parenting advice:

• "When Stolas began his impassioned speech in his true form, Paimon's voice boomed in all their heads: 'That's my boy! Give 'em the good ole' truth, Stolly! Show them your true potential, not that moping human form!' while Amethyst added a calm, 'Your feathers look magnificent, dear, very commanding.'" [1]

• Astaroth was supposedly heard muttering, "Mother wants to know if these soul contracts match my gown. They do not. And they smell of cheap perfume," a sentiment her mother, Amethyst, promptly echoed via the link: 'Ghastly scents, darling, simply ghastly. Acquire better quality next time, Astaroth.'" [1]

• During the tower storming, Ipos, known for his calm demeanor, apparently received a very pointed, 'Remember your posture, Ipos! You are royalty, even when beating up underlings,' from his father, which caused him to briefly pause mid-swing. [1]

• Seir and Vassago reportedly heard their mother's voice, as they snatched soul contracts, advising them on proper handling: 'Do not wrinkle the parchment, boys! We can repurpose that paper later; it's the ethically sound thing to do with such awful stationery.' [1]

• Gremory, busy preventing a riot with Stolas, heard her father's boisterous voice: 'Excellent crowd control, Gremory! A natural leader, just like your old man! Who needs a staff when you have pure, unadulterated charisma?' [1]

• Orobas and Gaap were reportedly so focused on stopping the mob that they barely registered Paimon yelling, 'Make sure you leverage that Hamephorash treaty properly! Check the fine print, boys!' [1]

the citizens of Hell likely had strong, varied reactions to the news that Alastor broke free and thrashed the Vees during the hotel's rescue mission. Here are some illustrative quotes representing what the denizens might gossip about:

• "Did you hear? The Radio Demon is back and apparently Vox needed a new screen replacement after their little 'meeting'!"

• "I always said those Vees were all talk. Took a proper classic demon to put them in their place."

• "Honestly, I was hoping he'd sing about it live on the air, but the sheer silence from the Vees' channels is music enough."

• "Best entertainment we've had since the last extermination attempt! Angel Dust's crew really knows how to put on a show."

• "My money was always on Alastor. The Vees had it coming with their obnoxious 'influencer' nonsense."

• "Word is, Valentino's coat is missing a few feathers, and Vox is buffering indefinitely."

• "That's one way to crash a party. The Tarantellas got some sweet furniture out of the deal, too. A real win-win for everyone who hates the Vees."

[annachum]

Mortals on Celestial interventions in Hellaverse

After the celestial interventions

Georgians: Huzzah! We got real angelic protection! And our princess Tamara is now a Queen of Heavens!

Venetians:.....So we are now under the protection of a team of ' celestial cat lizards ' from Hell, Desdemona married a demon prince named Ipos and had a kid named Veritos whose succession to Purgatory is already sealed.....but we kicked out the Borgias and now the Borgia thugs are scared of us! Huzzah!

Also

Italians: So basically we had this Borgia Orsini pissing contest that dragged every state in Italy. Then the Goetias of Hell come along and flipped the whole table. And now the Borgia thugs are no more! Hip Hip Hooray!

Germans:....So yeah, remember Doctor Faustus? He had this deal with Mephistopheles of all people and got screwed over by disrespecting demon royalty. Germany ruled the Holy Roman Empire back then and were big on churches and such, but even THE POPE knew better than to mess with demon royalty for real. Also, word has it Faustus got literally torn to shreds on Halloween 1542, and thats how Germans become more careful around demons. To be honest German style Halloween also is inspired by the night the demons haunted Wittenberg

Mexicans: So the Mesoamerican demons and some Goetias got disrespected by the puta governors and they sided with us citizens in the Mexican revolution.....and thats how we came to honor those demons even more in every Dia de Los Muertos. Vassago's birthday is also on that day so we sometimes offer popcorn at his altars

French: Queen Amethyst really did is all a favor by getting rid of the Bourbon thugs. Now the French art scene is more vibrant than ever, thanks to her and her family as well!

Palestinians: Jesus and his crew did spread Christianity to the world, but the noble Hamephorash family helped us a great deal too! And the way they cursed the Roman soldiers for crucifying our Messiah is karma on the highest order! Praise to the Lord!

British: The celestial intervention upon Countess Marianne is stuffs of operas.....we cant really prove if it is real or not. But if it makes Marianne happy again, then lets say we have a newfound respect for the angels and demons who helped us. We apologize for being so judgemental with demonkind before and are practicing a more open minded view of the celestial myths

Scottish: So our good king Malcolm got tutored by Lord Paimon of Hell, eh? Of course! We knew that its more than just celestial intervention! Legend has it he is also blessed by the Archangel Michael himself! But Paimon's tutoring surely helped shape the young exiled prince into a formidable and strong King! And Margaret of Wessex! What a woman! Her marriage with our King Malcolm united the Scottish and British isles for a time! They do resemble Harry and Ginny together. We think there may be some inspiration

Lol the Hamephorash and Goetias seem to have this mortal chess game going on which mortal places they protect

The Hamephorash got the middle East covered ( they did help with several Biblical events, including the 10 plagues and the Red Sea )

The Goetias got Italy, Mexico and several other places

[oppsmuse]

The solar quarrel

‎The sun was so done, turning red seeing again a stupid human adding that tiny moon to their romantic gesture.

"Why is it always you? I give them life, yet they never romanticize me."

To which the moon smiled softly, "Maybe I'm not as bright as you? Maybe because I let people hide their real selves with the little light I cast over them and let it be dark."

Deep in thought, Sun sighed, "So you just hiding that inner rat inside those brats makes them like you?"

"Nope, me because I know how to use myself. I change, yet they love me."

[wickedzeevyln]

Phases

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