Ok ok ok. Hear me out. I started listening to the Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobooks like a month ago. I’m almost done with book five. At the very first I thought the reader sounded like a Temu version of Patrick Warburton (Kronk from Emperor’s New Groove) and it was almost enough for me to just read the book instead. But it got way way better and the voices the guy created throughout so far are fabulous. So. Yes. I’m obsessed with DCC. Not enough for a tattoo or joining a cult or anything. But in a crafty sort of way. (And in a way that’s pissing off the people in my life that absolutely could not care less about DCC and are sick of hearing about it. But that’s neither here nor there.)
I have a FABULOUS idea and I want to put it out there.
I’m gonna make a Loot Box out of a small, unfinished wood chest thing that I have. The top is going to have this picture Mod Podged onto it.
I have to have the lettering for the front cut for me. I want silver holographic material that just says “Celestial Asshole’s Box” and the rest will just be painted or Mod Podged (depending on how creative I feel and what paints I have) nebulae and stuff like that.
I’m hoping to get started on it tonight so I can have time stamped pictures so that when my friend steals the idea (and, let’s face it, does it better because they just out do everything I can do) at least I can say I was first.










