I like if a vampire was so so bad at their job
I’m like if a vampire was a total fuckup
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I like if a vampire was so so bad at their job
I’m like if a vampire was a total fuckup
The seasonal depression is hitting me so hard this year and I still gotta do dishes
Calling myself dumb, stupid, an idiot -> 🙅♀️👎🚫
Calling myself a silly goose -> 🥳👍✅
Reasons to date a trans man:
1) get his bras after top surgery
2) changeable dick
3) he might let you pop his pimples in a fun grooming ritual like you’re both monkeys
4) hmmm stinky :))
5) you love himb
I want to formally apologize to my boyfriend for pegging him into oblivion, then (while he was later eating ramen) giving him a little knock on the chin with my fist and saying “you’re one of a kind, kid”
Best advice I can give to creatives is give yourself time both for output and input
What I mean by that is, creating art, in any form, can be difficult and takes energy. Sometimes you just don’t have it in your to write that new chapter, or work on that new drawing.
So when you don’t feel like you can, but you still want to be creative, consume. Consume art in any form. You’ll likely find inspiration just by working out your brain.
All artists need both. Take time for creating and consuming, making and taking, output and input into your brain.
>be me
>friend dyes my hair
>take shower at her place
>start sneezing uncontrollably
>realize I’m having an allergic reaction to the bathroom cleaner she used
>it’s mild
>decide to deal with it
>hair looks great
>go home
>still sneezing
>nose running like a faucet
>can’t breathe
>gf offers me some Vic’s Vapo rub
>get so excited to breathe again
>oh no
>she can’t find it
>decide to drink hot sauce instead
>taco bell Diablo sauce
>ack hurts
>fuck shit ack
>gf laughs at me
>I have to down a glass of juice so I’m not in too much pain
>able to breathe though
>success
9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81, 90, 99
Oh my god friend!!! Okay so as stated before I have only 2021 and 2022 but will do for both!!
What I will say is that 2021 was the year of character playlists, and 2022 has been the year I’ve more come into my own in terms of my taste, like exploring a lot more and not just listening to music for characters I’ve made. Mostly my 2022 says “damn, you’ve listened to your liked songs a lot”
9:
Cigarette Ahegao by Penelope Scott (2021) (is on my 2022 playlist as number 69)
Touch-Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon (2022)
18:
Gravel to Tempo by Hayley Kiyoko (2021)
Potions for Foxes by Rilo Kiley (2022) (is a part of a character playlist from 2021 but also just a bop!)
27:
The Jellyfish Song by Caroline Konstnar (2021)
Smile by Ukuletea (2022) (also a character playlist one that’s just too good to not break containment)
36:
Sexting by Bo Burnham (2021)
You’re Nobody Till Somebody Wants You Dead by Saint Motel (2022)
45:
Uprising by Muse (2021)
In Fact (demo version) by Gregory and the Hawk (2022)
54:
Puppy Princess by Hot Freaks (2021)
Are You Satisfied? by MARINA (2022)
63:
In the Best Case Scenario We’d Die at the Same Time by My Name Is Ian (2021)
Problems by Mother Mother (2022)
72:
Strawberry Blonde by Mitski (2021)
Brave as a Noun by AJJ (2022)
81:
Echo of a Rose by City Girl (2021) (highly recommend City Girl, she has so few listeners but it’s really good lofi stuff)
The Bug Collector by Haley Heyndericks (2022)
90:
Brutus by The Buttress (2021) (moved up to number 79 in 2022!)
Feel Better by Penelope Scott (2022)
99:
Take Me to War by The Crane Wives (2021)
Daddy’s Girl by Natalia Kills (2022)