#celestialfamily

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3 year old Hunter: Daddy, did you eat all the penis?

Scott:

Hunter: You like penis, Daddy?

Scott:

Hunter:

Scott:

Hunter:

Scott: PEANUTS! Yes, I ate the peanuts.

Hunter: You like penis.

Quill, dying of laughter: I mean--

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Quill: Are these more cookies?

Cassie: No! Stop eating all of the cookies!

Quill: But I only had two!

Cassie: I will literally rock-paper-scissors you out of the kitchen!

---Later---

Scott: Where are the cookies?

Quill: ...Cassie won rock-paper-scissors.

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Quill: *opens fridge*

Cassie: What are you looking for?

Quill: I don't know, but I'm pretty sure we don't have it.

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*Quill playing hangman with the twins*

Hunter: 5!

Quill: What? No. It had to be a letter.

Hailey: 8!

Quill: *to Scott* Are we cousins?

Scott: Toddlers are dumb big guy.

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Scott: We just waited an hour to see our pediatrician. As soon as he walked in, Hailey took his hand and pointed to his watch and said "This is a clock." Which was the most passive aggressive thing I have ever witnessed.

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Hunter: How long do I have to listen to you?

Quill: For the rest of your life.

Hunter: I'll listen to you for the rest of your life.

Quill: Jokes on you! I'm immortal so I'll never die!

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Hailey: Can I have some?

Quill, with a mouthful of cake: You won't like it. It's spicy.

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*Quill listening to his 80's playlist.*

Hunter: Is this guy dead?

Hunter: Is this guy dead?

Hunter: How dead is this guy?

Quill: *sobs quietly into coffee*