(tw spoilers for shadows of self and also it says who thaidakar is sort of)
what the FUCK BRANDON FUCKING SANDERSON WHEN I CATCH YOU
IT WAS LESSIE IT WAS LESSIE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME LESSIE IS A KANDRA LESSIE IS BLEEDER AND WAX FUCKING KILLED HER SHE SHE WAS A KANDRA SHE WAS LESSIE IT WAS FUCKING LESSIE LESSIE WHAT THE FUCK BRANDON FUCKING SANDERSON I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW AND I AM GOING TO BLAME YOU FOR ALL MY FUTURE SFFERING BECAUSE THIS. YOU CAN NOT DO THIS TO AN INNOCENT READER WHO JUST WANTED AN ENJOYABLE READ AND TO NOT HAVE THEIR FUCKING HEAR WRENCHED OUT BECAUSE WAX KILLED LESSIE BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME
AND HARMONY KNEW THE WHOLE TIME THAT IS WAS LESSIE BUT HE DIDNT FUCKING TELL WAX BECAUSE OH WHY WOULD HE HES <ugh> SAZED WHEN I CATCH YOU
BRANDON WHEN I CATCH YOU
I THOUGHT LESSIE WOULD BE THE CENN OF MISTBORN CAUSE SHE DIED IN THE FIRST CHAPTER (stormlight reference) BUT NO FWIBWGI[UWHRGIEURGJOWRGWGRHHRGGRUHRUGREUGRERGEHUIRGUEHIGRHIURGEUHGRHUIREGIUHRGHUIRGHIURGHUIE
THIS IS THE MOST. THE MOST EVIL THING THAT YOU HAVE DONE TO US BRANDON. NOT EVEN THE FUCING NIGHT OF SORROWS AMOUNTS TO WHAT YOU DID TO US AT THE END OF FUCKING SHADOWS OF SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh HARMONY
oh fucking HARMONY
SPEAKING of harmony that lying bitch~
I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO STRANGLE BRANDON CAUSE WHAT? SAZED THE FUCK?????
also is the "other god" meLaan mentions in the last few pages possibly thaidakar? (ive already read wind and truth and secret history so ik the spoiler sort of)
OH CAUSE TRELL IS KELL
Wait yall the back of bands of mourning says there's always another secret...
