#centaur discourse

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i- i’m horrified. what even are centaurs ??

I don’t know lmao

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I’m shocked... 😧

.... over which part?

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To derail the topic from your hate of centaurs, what's your favourite monster to write? Or one that's most asked for?

I love writing about fae, it’s also something that’s requested often. I’m also a huge fan of nagas, though it doesn’t show as much because I don’t write about them often. 

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I thought the Harkness test only consisted in if it was “okay” to bang it, but doesn’t say anything about being “okay” to be attracted to...

That’s probably true! again tho, no judgement from me, we’re all monsterfuckers here. I’m just a snob. 

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If you don’t mind answering, besides c*ntaurs, what other creatures immediately draw a “nope” from you?

rakshasas because I cannot deal with fur. Also I have trouble separating the ‘that’s a rakshasa face’ with ‘that’s an animal face’ so that’s a huge nope from me. 

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Wait- what about birdfolks? They literally share most of their animal traits. How about lizardfolks? And werewolves and other werepeople?? And rakshasas?! My mind is blowing we’re all animal fuckers here!!! *shoots himself*

Werepeople I can vibe with as long as I don’t have to do the sexy stuff in their shifted form because that’s a wolf, sweetie! but yeah you might notice a suspicious lack of all of the above in my masterlist lol, i don’t judge people who like it but that’s a big nope from me. 

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IM SCARED AND IM WORRIED BECAUSE I LOVE CENTAURS BUT I HATE BESTIALITY! 😭😭😭😭

i mean you shouldn’t be coming to me for reassurances on the topic but again; Harkness test?

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So... if we want to have sex with a centaur (willingly) does that means we are into bestiality?

not specifically, because again, the Harkness test sort of blocks that out, but that’s way too close for me to comfortably read or write fics of that nature.