#ceo (aggretsuko)

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CEO: And not just any mahogany! But mahogany from the planet of Malchior 7! Where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire! From these trees this desk was forged 2,000 years ago, using ancient blood rituals of the ancient Malchior people! Not only does this make my desk nigh indestructible, but it can bend the fabric of the universe itself! Also, it's a very fine material. Very expensive.

Washimi: Oh...kay.

CEO: Mahogany.

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CEO: Washimi... WAAAAAASHIMI.

Washimi: WHAT?!

CEO: I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick it's ass.

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CEO: I have sought you out to cure me.

Washimi: To cure you of what?

CEO: Of this cursed affliction.

Washimi: I cannot cure stupidity.

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CEO: It’s just like in chess. Sometimes, in order to win, you have to sacrifice your king.

Washimi: That’s exactly how you lose in chess. Have you ever played the game?