Characters for that question: Mr. Burns, Perry the Platypus, and Pleakley
get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester - burns since he’s literally a nuclear scientist from yale. like the other two would be fun to laugh with during class but if i’m there for an A+, burns is my top pick !! plus, it’d be a good time to get to know him better and understand what smits sees in this funky dude
get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours - pleakley!!! i would so be down to calm pleaks down from a total meltdown when the elevator first breaks then talk about everything for the other 9 hours. i’d ask for so much advice and for answers to questions about space & life outside of earthhhh
get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds - perry because rules are a religion for that rascal and i want to know the exact protocol to tell customers that the ice cream machine is broken
bonus weird ideal situations i want to be in with these nerds bc i wanted to try it out -
burnie sanders: brainstorming get-rich-quick schemes. he probably has nothing modern or timely to add to the conversation so basically he can just remind me of things that have been invented in the last 104 years and then fully fund the project B]
katy perry the platypus: a marathon of literally any tv show with him :0 perry seems like he digs rom-dramas (canonically) more than other genres but i would love to introduce some comedy shows like ‘parks & rec’ and then move into the more obscure ‘nathan for u’ content
pleaks: starting a vlog youtube channel, bc pleakley would have some great pointers on how to appeal to different “human categories” aka demographics. like if pleakley was ever given the pelekai wifi password, you already KNOW that that plorg would have 5million subscribers on youtube for a mix of beauty tip videos, relationship advice, and daily vlogs of different discoveries
