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How long will they last? - until death do them part . Or until a certain someone gets in the way .
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I think the feelings were hidden from the start ( at least on sam’s part ) and then slowly it bloomed into love the more time that they spent together.
How was their first kiss? - Their first kisses were hot and steamy because the sex came long before the love . Their first kiss when they confessed to love each other - was gentle and shaky because Sam was really worried that he was making a mistake by letting Sarah give herself to him .
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Who is on top? - a lot of the time probably Sarah ? i dunno i just get the feeling
Who is the one to instigate things? - Sam is a very sexual man so he’s probably the one to instigate a lot of the steamy moments .
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | OR | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Depends on the circumstances and what they’re doing . If it’s just run of the mill sex in their bed then Sam can go for longer but if there’s risk or pain or blood or such involved then he finds it more difficult not to finish rather quickly.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes of COURSE . Sam is a very giving lover , and he never wants Sarah to go with less than he’s had
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - 0
How many children will they adopt? - MAYBE 1 ???? Sam would secretly love to be a dad
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Sarah probably
Who is the stricter parent? - definitely Sarah , because Sam doesn’t have it in him to be strict with a child .
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Sarah again
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - AHHH SARAH . Although sam starts to like cooking eventually so some mornings he’ll pack lunches i guess?
Who is the more loved parent? - both equally
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Sam , he doesn’t have much else to do tbh
Who cried the most at graduation? - Sarah , Sam’s not a crier but he’s emotional too
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - i waana say sam but i think both equally . Naughty parents
Who does the most cooking? - Sarah to begin with - then Sam begins to do his share
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Sam . he’s the pickiest eater - he lived on takeaways for years but only ever had a few dishes off of the menus
Who does the grocery shopping? - they do it together. Sam enjoys shopping but sucks at knowing what to buy and is very impulsive so Sarah has to try and hold him back
How often do they bake desserts? - I imagine Sarah tries on special occasions
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat lover
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Sarah - wow sam is really turning out a dick with all of this . Put simply - his memory is terrible
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Sam - so neither of them has to cook
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - SAM
Who cleans the room? - Sam
Who is really against chores? - Sarah
Who cleans up after the pets? - Sam
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Sam
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Sarah
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Sarah ! and she throws her arm up to show it off triumphantly .
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Sam RIP
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - BOTH
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - EVERY HOLIDAY. Sam doesn’t celebrate anything until Sarah but afterwards he really learns to love them
What are their goals for the relationship? - just to be happy and be truthful
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Sarah? Sam doesn’t sleep a lot although he is lazy
Who plays the most pranks? - Sam . He has a habit of pushing things too far .