#ch: aamon

[incorrectphoenix]

Lucifer: Now, as we all know, there are three ways to argue.

Lucifer: With words, with hard evidence, and with--

Mazikeen: A knife.

Michael: A sword.

Aamon: A fist.

Belphegor: Tears.

Lucifer:

Lucifer: No--

[incorrectphoenix]

Michael: Do any of you have any healthy stress outlets?

Belphegor: screaming

Aamon: murder

Lucifer: drugs

Mazikeen: manipulation

Michael: okay, so we have screaming

[incorrectphoenix]

Aamon: You can’t hold me prisoner forever!

Lucifer: Really? Name one person who loves you.

Aamon: Wow. Not a proportional response.

[incorrectphoenix]

It's called blasphemy, try it sometime.

all the princes of hell

[incorrectphoenix]

Aamon: *tries to start a riot*

Cupid: Aamon stop!

Aamon: *tries to hurt Cupid*

Belphegor: Aamon stop! You're gonna get in trouble!

Aamon: *kills Tracy to hurt Zatanna*

Lucifer: Aamon!!

Aamon: *gets banished back to hell*

[incorrectphoenix]

I'm gonna kill that bitch with the ~~Power of Friendship~~ . . . and my fists.

Cupid about Aamon

[incorrectphoenix]

With all due respect, sir, I have zero respect for you.

all the angels @ God

[incorrectphoenix]

Levi: Why did she throw a vase at your face?

Belphegor: Uh, she thought we were dating.

Levi: She thought you were dating!? *throws hands up in the air* I rest my case. So you went on two dates . . .

Belphegor: I thought we were just hanging out.

Levi: And then you went on another date . . .

Belphegor: with her friend.

Levi: What, with her friend?!?

Belphegor: I didn't know it was a date!

Levi: Bro, bro, bro, bro!

Aamon: *clapping*

Levi: You're sitting by yourself, don't clap! There's a reason the two of you are here alone!

Cupid, consoling Belphegor: You didn't know. You didn't know.

Levi: Who's this loser over here? Chiming in, "You didn't know. You didn't know." You are also alone! What the fuck!