more bill please. i need him to laugh at me and talk to me in a very sweet voice about how dumb and weak i am and how i only need him. maybe put his fingers in my mouth as a treat
notes: humiliation (!!!), implied mind-reading, implied obsessive behaviour, bill is mean(!!!) and finally: unreality warning (sorry for doing something creative with your request at the end /lh)
"aww, look at you! poor little meatbag, leaking soooo much from your mouth-hole..." he speaks with unrestrained glee, laughter always seconds away.
bill's fingers are digging into your mouth. your jaw hurts from being open for so long. though they're relatively small, his fingers still count as intrusions. he digs them into your molars, and rubs them along your gums. he dips them into the spit gathered underneath your tongue, and tugs at the muscle in question. it'd be more difficult not to drool all over yourself in this situation.
"must've been soooo hard to live your life before i came around, huh? so stupid and silly i'm surprised you even made it this far! just so you know, there really have been multiple points in your life where you almost died, without even knowing it... but now you have me! even a dumb meatsack like you can cling to existence when you've got a guy like me looking out for you, huh?"
(still, as much as it humiliates you, you cannot deny that this is doing something for you. your face is ablaze, your heart is racing, your breaths are quick. if you try, you can perhaps convince yourself that it's fear, rather than anything else.)
when you simply close your eyes, you can almost imagine that bill is telling you the sweetest things. he speaks to you with the tone and cadence of an owner fussing over their still-waddling puppy, the knowledge of superiority ever-present. but, really, bill's voice is too shrill for any whispering of sweet nothings. it shatters any semblance of peace.
"i take offense to that, you know! when someone's indulging some of your deepest fantasies, the least you can do is not insult the guy." the demon in question chirps. the lighthearted manner in which he says it is a mere smokescreen. if your mere instincts telling you so aren't enough, his fingers dip in too far down your throat and you gag, bile tickling the furthest edge of your throat.
"sorry..." you garble around his fingers, tongue twitching and curling around them in an attempt to get the message across. bill merely hums in response, pinching your tongue once more for good measure.
"it's okay," bill cooes at you. "i know it's not your fault. so many lives bouncing around in your noggin somewhere, just out of reach. you're just a single-faced, single-minded vessel for something much, much larger than yourself, aren't you? and that's the most interesting part about you."
for a moment, your mind halts and stutters, wondering if you made it up. this is not... sexy talk, is it? this is not like anything you were expecting. in all honesty, you're a bit confused. bill is no longer looking at you. instead, his pupil is darting all over the room, seeming to search for something, but failing to find it. in the end, he merely looks up.
"i know you're there. seeing this all through this... blank slate. i know everything, and you, you--" he laughs, shrill and short. "you are practically oozing with desperation. you are! look, kid. i get it. i'm a real catch. but instead of reading words on a paper, maybe just summon me instead, huh? i'm sure we can come to some kind of agreement! ...but maybe if you try hard enough, some of your words might reach me, too."
bill pulls his fingers out of 'your' mouth and, though they're still slick with spit, he snaps them. "end scene!"
notes: vague book of bill spoilers, petplay, humiliation, nsfw topics + bill being mean, lmao
having ever let bill have even a small glimpse of your mind is, in many ways, a bad idea. besides the general horrors he can call upon someone's mind with a snap of his fingers, it's also just horribly embarrassing, unless you're some kind of saint. because he has an impeccable memory, especially regarding things he personally finds amusing. (read: hilarious to him, humiliating for you.)
bill's tried sex. multiple times, even. not super duper his thing. first of all, he can't have it with his own body, not in any 'traditional' sense of the word, anyway. (his eye was the only unique trait he got back as a two dimensional being! cock and balls weren't included in the package!! no need for a sex drive within a species that doesn't procreate with anything like sex.) and possessing someone just for the sake of it feels dumb. if he's lugging a sack of meat around, he'd much rather hurt himself, than feel pleasure- he simply prefers the former.
but oh booooy does he love 'weird' sex stuff! sex-adjecent activities! some things he finds so absolutely stupid and ridiculous, that it turns around to being hilarious. it's such an easy mark to make fun of people, also! (unless they're into humiliation- but that jokes been made to many times, at this point.) there's just this wild range of things people can be into, there's practically one assigned freak for it.
maybe you're into petplay! honestly, this is also pretty high up on the list of kinks bill would personally enjoy. the vibe of it all. the most extravagant collar with a heavy nametag will be clasped around your neck. he'll card his fingers through your hair, suddenly tugging on them, all the while cooing at you that you're such a silly, dumb little pup. you aaaare, aren't you? you are! he's read all your stupid little thoughts, knows the ins and outs of all of your fantasies- sadly enough. he knows better than anyone that the best life you can wish for is to live it on his leash, and do exactly what you're told.
do u think bill would maybe enjoy. umm. sex. if he was being hurt during it? specifically him fucking someone (me, preferably) while getting bitten like to the point of blood? or getting scratched really hard like tearing skin. sorry i try to limit myself to one ask/request per blog but your bill content is so yummy
notes: masochism, blood, unreality (!!!)
pleaaaase don't worry please spam me with asks HAHAHA your mind is incredible and i wanna ramble abt this guy rn so i am!! only happy to receive this!! <33 brainrot real
to answer your question, i haven't thought about this before BUT i think it
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. That's enough out of you, nerd. What's better than an answer straight from the source, huh? Maybe stop desperately wishing for the manifestation of an idea if you don't want it to appear! You're all like a pack of werewolves foaming at the mouth, gathered around a slab of meat over here! I'm flattered, I really am! You've got good taste! (You can't see it, but I'm winking at you!)
Anyway, the point is... I can enjoy some good old meatslapping just fine, as long as the other person makes it worth the whole hassle! (And we have yet to see about that!!) Either way, the pain would be a plus, nothing like being covered in your own blood! But unless you're ready to take out a knife and start carving away, I'm not sure yet if it's worth my time. Hint hint.
Love and fear are neighbors in the brain, but so are pain and pleasure. The last guy I tortured seems to disagree, though!
hay it’s the anon that’s been asking abt bill i absolutely love u so much thank u for giving him so much character. i love mean bill. i need him. i’m open and ready. bill i have sharp knives if ur tryna fuck please please please
please don't thank me!!! hahahahhaha at this point i'm not making him mean he's speaking through me!!! i have visions!!! don't be like me and try to
ANYWAY. Good to have you back, you have promise, kid! As much as an emptyheaded meatbag can have promise, that is! Send me pics of your sharpening stone or it didn't happen!! If it can't cut through meat like paper, it doesn't count as sharp! 'Open and ready', you say- Just kidding! All of you here are desperate for ME, all I have to do is sit back, wait and see the desperation flow in! I'm not trying to, but you sure are! But, sure, I'll 'eagerly await' your fingers in my guts!
Oh bill humiliate me more this dumb puppy is begging for it!!! Tie me down and do what you want just give me your attention!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks for giving me a good laugh, at least! What will you be offering me in return, huh? I can promise you, kid, anything I consider FUN would have you running for the hills!
