May 20, 2021
Chainsaw man in a chainsaw buffet.
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Chainsaw man in a chainsaw buffet.
We love having various press outlets come and cover our cons. Here's Chainsaw Buffet Podcast's coverage of Anime Blast Chattanooga 2013. You can listen to it through this post or subscribe to the podcast via www.chainsawbuffet.com for this and all their other fantastic eps.
This blog now has 30 monsters followers! To celebrate, I'll invite all of you to the Chainsaw Buffet! Who do you think should be the main course? ;)
(And yes, there will be meaty candies.)
Meanwhile, don't be afraid to submit stuff, I won't bite you like a bulldog. Not through my computer screen anyway.
Or will I? *evil laugh*
Lordi - Chainsaw Buffet
I always use this song as an example of Lordi's sense of humour. Why? Let's take a look at the lyrics.
You got your invitation
a family dinner, and tonight you will meet [further in the song you realise it's more like "tonight you will be meat". Meet/meat THAT WAS A PUN! xD]
No need for hesitation, sugar [bold text because Mr.L emphasises the word and... you know, this song is basically about cannibalism, so calling whoever he is talking to "sugar" might be more than just a pet name. Just saying. And the food metaphor and explicit mentions of food go on.]
We're gonna love you and it's all we can eat [yeah, we're gonna love you like we love any delicious dish...]
The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart
And my pa's such a gourmet for gore
Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs
Banquet dining is worth dying for [Worth dying for, indeed. This line implies that you'll literally die for the banquet, since you are the main course.]
At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet
The secret ingredient screams [it screams because it's you, but it's only implied here.]
You're my main course [It isn't "just implied" anymore : you are the main course of the Chainsaw Buffet.]
at the chainsaw buffet
Feed on man-eaters' cuisine
At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet
Chainsaw buffet!
Mother said that you were a sweet chic ["sweet"... Oh, that was a pun!]
Called upon your folks, and they'll join us brunch [they'll probably be food too...]
Nice day for a picnic
They'll be delighted, only they are the lunch [possible pun?]
The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart
And my pa's such a gourmet for gore
Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs
Banquet dining is worth dying for
At the chainsaw - chainsa buffet
The secret ingredient screams
You're my main course
at the chainsaw buffet
Feed on man-eaters's cuisine
(Boiling your blood 'till it steams)
At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet
