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greater-than-the-sword

Reblog if there are no cats in America and the streets are filled with cheese

dozydawn

blue topaz

thescarletdevil-0

She will set your heart on fire 🔥

velteris

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

mcgravin

Sounds like you need "His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai" by CabbagePreacher, an actual fic on AO3 about famed abolitionist martyr John Brown getting isekaied to such a world and going on a rampage abolishing harems.

mercurymusing

theunvanquishedzims

140 CHAPTERS?

Apparently reason why a bridge near me got closed for 10 weeks for maintenance was because "recent summers have been so hot that bridge had started to 'bubble'".

#personal

studentofetherium

i can't draw but ive had this stuck in my head

gaen: it's pride month koyomin, you know what that means

koyomi: huh what

koyomi: do you want me to like. investigate gay oddities? what

ougi: *waves from the distance*

akihatohnoofficial

venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

muffinlance

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

wgat did you say

5. Sauna

"Manta's statue is protected from climbers, but the bus stop is free game"

hs-tolkien

‘Indeed I begin to think that Elves and Men should not meet or meddle.’

Túrin said nothing, but looked long in Beleg’s face, as if he would read in it the riddle of his words.

Nellas of Doriath never saw him again, and his shadow passed from her.

　　— The Children of Húrin, J.R.R. Tolkien

the-haiku-bot

‘Indeed I begin

to think that Elves and Men should

not meet or meddle.’

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

frog43

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

naamahdarling

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

luxiethefool

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

vulvalini

skullnana

Skaven in warhammer are amazing because not only are they just Silly Little Guys that are absolutely terrifying when you think about them, but the only thing that stops them is the fact they are so horribly incompetent and just bolt as soon as they are in any sort of danger.