#chairkat

[homestucky]

a chairkat for the karkat thirst discord >:3c

[ourlittlebitofnothinguniverse]

@not-quite-a-nerd has the most valuable talent in the world: finding niche and absolutely ridiculous crackship pairing fics hidden in the deep parts of fanfic sites for fun or out of boredom

truly a spectacular talent and braver than any us marine

[saltytangy]

have some chairkat

[colorespectrum]

People I want to get to know better

tagged by frohzorn!

Name: Maíra Nickname(s): May, Ice, Muy (only by Les) Time/Date: 19:03, July 6th Average Hours of sleep: 6~7 on week days, all I can before I get a headache on weekends Last thing I googled: the TOMODAAAAAAA scene from Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Birthday: October 22 Gender: Cis woman Sexual Orientation: Straight( Height: ... probably like 1,62m or so Favorite color: Honestly can’t choose a favorite one One place that makes me happy: *makes fart noises* How many blankets I sleep with:  One~Three, depending on how cold it is What I’m wearing right now: sweatpants, a shirt, a coat and poodle slippers Favorite movies:  Hocus Pocus, Lisbela e o Prisioneiro, Repo! The Genetic Opera, shit man idk I love movies Last book I read: The Ocean at The End of the Lane, I think Most used phrases: “CACETE”,”I see”,”I feel you”, ”sorry, I’m back” after I forgot to say I was going to do something.......... What I last said to a family member: ... “tá” Favorite Beverage: I SERIOUSLY HAVE VERY FEW FAVORITE THINGS, I DONT KNOW MAN Fav Food: SEE ABOVE Last Movie I watched: What We Do In The Shadows Dream Vacation: Bagé - RS so I can see the moiwail Dream Wedding: So it’s pretty complex, like, hear me out, first I need a guy who’s actually a good person to marry Dream Job:  i’d rather not talk about it not feeling like making myself sad lmao Dream Pet: ... are we talking “anything you wanted” or “animals that you should actually keep as pets” because like one of my childhood dreams is having a crocodile. ... if it’s the second case, idk tbh

I’m tagging: forsakenasylum, pernalta, salvesilverio, vihkun, chairkat, bosquedamorte, tupiornottupi, pastel-apocalypse and nonsexualinnuendo (sifudero tudo vão te que responde)

[gaydrienagreste]

psst what if Brason and Chairkat double date imagine that

oh my gOD"So...you're dating a chair?""YES, YOU BLONDE HUMAN PRICK. I AM DATING A *CHAIR*. DOES THIS SURPRISE YOU? IS A RELATIONSHIP WITH A CHAIR NOT A PART OF YOUR HUMAN CULTURE? I MIGHT AS WELL ASK YOU WHY YOU ARE DATING A BRICK, BUT THAT IS AS POINTLESS AS THE QUESTION THAT YOU JUST ASKED ME.""You wanna double date?""WHAT."

[beforeireadhomestuck]

Before I read Homestuck I thought Quadrants were a kind of superpower.

[beforeireadhomestuck]

Before I read Homestuck I thought that the kids would turn into trolls in some point of the timeline.

[beforeireadhomestuck]

Before I read homestuck I thought Gamzee was a drug dealer