Before I read Homestuck

Welcome to “Before I read Homestuck” .The Idea is collect different stories at what you thought about the homestuck’s characters and what the story was about before you actually got round to read it. Basically stuff you didn’t know or stuff you...

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Trying to piece together what I’ve been doing for the last 6 years... -got a new job  -quit that job -got another job -diagnosed with depression -come out as Bi (didn’t go well) -got hit by a bus. (only part of a bus but I like to exaggerate) -quit my job -PANDEMIC!!! -got hire by some twitch streamers to do art, which was like my first real commission which was crazy! -got another job There’s some weirder parts that I’d rather keep out.

IDK ... so how have you all been? what have I missed?? should I start this up again (slowly still kinda busy)???

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PSA

Just a heads up, Ask/submissions are closed for 2 weeks because  I won’t have access to the internet. Sorry for the inconvenience 

(also please don’t send submissions via fan mail)

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It's been a long 2 weeks

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I was gonna say there are worse people to be mistaken for but there probably isnt

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we finally found her

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ya having ya self giggle m8?

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Happy Homestuck day

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there haSN’T BEEN A HOMESTUCK UPDATE SINCE LaST YEAR 

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i hope someone reblogs this next year when it’ll be depressing

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before i read homestuck, i thought that john would end up turning into karkat, and thats it. i didn't know about the other characters at all.

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Before I read homestuck, I thought gamzee and feferi were brother and sister

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I thought SBURB was a virtual reality game played by the humans and in it they were trolls

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I had heard of MSPaint Adventures before, and had seen some art when the previous stories were running. When I started reading, I didn't know Homestuck was a totally different story, and kept wondering when Problem Slueth would turn up.

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Before i read homestuck, I thought that Nepeta was the ruler of all cats. She even had cat guards and peasants.

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I actually said to my friend that I thought “Homestuck was just something I could never get into”

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before I read homestuck I thought nepeta had an italian accent and eridan had a gay german accent

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BIRHS I thought General Sassacre was John's dad

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PSA

Just a heads up, Ask/submissions are closed for 2 weeks because  I won’t have access to the internet. Sorry for the inconvenience 

(also please don’t send submissions via fan mail)

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Homestuck was just a scrapbook of Hussie's nudes being followed by millions of people. I was right.

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Before Homestuck I thought John and Jade were together... Now I just feel dirty.