James sneaking into the Slytherin common room to get cuddles from Regulus
James: AAAAHHHHHH!
Regulus: Shut up someone will hear you!
James: What the hell is that!?
Regulus: SHE would be my baby, Vert
James: 1. That's a snake not a baby and 2. I thought I was your baby!
Regulus: You were, until you ditched me for Sirius!
James: He was hit by a bludger!
Regulus: Good!













