#dramatic regulus

[lilyofthevalleyys]

Barty: How do you say ‘your brain is fucking stupid and I can’t understand the shit it comes up with’ but more formal?

Regulus: ‘Your mind works in such unusual ways that it is beyond one’s comprehension’. Why?

Barty: Nothing

-Later-

*Evan and Barty in a sort-of fight*

Barty: Your mine works in such inusual ways that it is before one’s com-pra-han-si-on!

Evan: (Heard nothing past ‘your mine’) *Blushing and laughing slightly*

Dorcas and Pandora: *Dying with laughter*

Regulus: *Gives up* Somebody stab me with a knife. And throw my body in the ocean.

[rosekillers-blog]

Hear me out: Regulus Black singing Bad romance while he is drunk with pandora, dressed up as Jo and Theodor from little woman’s , Barty filming the entire thing and posting it on his Instagram while Evan is laughing on the couch.

(It happened the night After Regulus and James had their first real fighting as a cupole)

[themarvelmarauder]

James sneaking into the Slytherin common room to get cuddles from Regulus

James: AAAAHHHHHH!

Regulus: Shut up someone will hear you!

James: What the hell is that!?

Regulus: SHE would be my baby, Vert

James: 1. That's a snake not a baby and 2. I thought I was your baby!

Regulus: You were, until you ditched me for Sirius!

James: He was hit by a bludger!

Regulus: Good!