#chaotician

[art-of-mtg]

Ian Malcolm, Chaotician (Jurassic World Collection) - Caio Monteiro

[teacupchimera]

Happy birthday!! And please don't ever believe that you're "supposed" to be at a point in your life just because your age hit that number. You probably hear that all the time but seriously. I thought that way throughout all my 20s, that i missed out on everything in life just because some people had these things before me. Believed that life was just gonna be over when i turned 30. But my life *blossomed* after 30. Everyone's on a different path. There are no expectations. Let life surprise you!

ahh gosh thank you so much!! it’s just tough sometimes cause it seems like there are some pretty universal experiences that I just haven’t been able to have because of, well, mostly my chronic illness. but I suppose there’s no real time limit for most things, so hopefully I’ll finally be able to experience some of the things I’ve had to miss out on in the coming years :’)

[bigmammallama5]

chaotician replied to your photoset “I had to stop and doodle my routine greeting with my girls.”

i'm so glad i'm not alone in this

Sam: SCRATCH MY BUTT

Also Sam: *folds herself in half* AND MY HEAD AT THE SAME TIME

Me: im glad youre comfortable but im not

[funkopop-syntia]

Professor Ian Malcolm

[youngbloodbuzz]

chaotician replied to your photo “supercorpppp: bae-belladonna: FIGHT FOR IT. FIGHT. FOR. IT. GO....”

oh god i remember when faberry was up against castiel and it was an all out fucking WAR.

oh my fucking god dude..... [haunted war voice] i remember it. i remember it all. i was right in the thick of it. it’s like it fucking happened yesterday. we all lost our fucking minds and all we got out of it was that valentines pic

[youngbloodbuzz]

chaotician replied to your post “chaotician replied to your photo “supercorpppp: bae-belladonna: ...”

definitely feels like yesterday oh my god. we pulled all nighters. brittana shippers joined the cause. the tags were flooded. EVERYONE on my dash had the valentines pic as their avatar for WEEKS. zimbio polls destroy lives, man.

lmao it was WILD. never again tbh

[damnwormholes]

I'm curious. What's your stance on letting your dog sleep in the bed with you?

(also sending love to lil Swayze 💙)

after i can trust her not to destroy stuff on my shelves or piss on the bed in the middle of the night, so probably around like a year lol. i also don’t generally have allergic reactions to double coated dogs so i’m not worried abt that. i never let the dachshunds sleep on the bed.

[damnwormholes]

chaotician replied to your photo: yes zillow that’s in my budget

i love how they just rounded up to the nearest million after overpricing it by another million

ads: “los angeles! only $15 million”

me: “i guess tennessee it is then, kids”