Crazed Vegetarian Gets Beat Up By A 12 Year Old Child
Summoning all my remaining strength, I threw the dead body of the sheep at R.V. It struck him in the chest and knocked him flying from the fence. He yelled with surprise, then with pain as he landed heavily on the ground. I leaped over the fence and was on him before he could move. "How did you do that, man?" he whispered. "Never mind," I snapped. "Kids can't throw sheep," he said. "How did -" "Shut up!"I shouted, and slapped his bearded face. He stared up at me, shocked. "Listen, Reggie Veggie,"I growled, using the name he hated, "and listen good. You won't go to the police or the health inspectors. Because if you do, the sheep won't be the only dead body I drag back to the Cirque Du Freak today."
- Darren Shan, The Vampire’s Assistant
God this was one of the most satisfying things ever. RV is easily one of the worst characters in CDF 😒
