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Yeah, you tell yourself that

"You shouldn't have come," Evra muttered. "It was stupid." He paused. "But thanks anyway," he added. "Would you have left me?" I asked. "Yes," he said, but I knew he was lying.

- Tunnels of blood, chapter 22

#this is one of the most tragic scenes ever and im laughing bcs of this interaction #lmao #darrenshan #darren shan #cdf #cirque du freak #the saga of darren shan #evra von #murlough

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so many gems in this interaction

“You don’t care, do you?” I whined. “Evra’s down here somewhere, being tormented or cooked, and all you’re worried about are your tired old legs.”

“They are old,” Mr. Crepsley growled, “and they are tired, and so, I am sure, are yours. Sit down and stop acting like a child.”

-Tunnels of Blood, Chapter 20

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I snarled hatefully at the vampire and stepped in front of him. "Give me that flashlight," I said, trying to rip it out of his hands. I'd dropped mine earlier and broken it. "I'll go on ahead by myself. You sit here and rest. I'll find Evra on my own." "Stop it," Mr. Crepsley said, pushing me away. "You are behaving intolerably. Calm down and -” I gave a ferocious tug and the flashlight flew out of Mr. Crepsley's hands. It also spun out of mine, and shattered to pieces against the tunnel wall. We were thrust into complete darkness. "You idiot!" Mr. Crepsley roared.

LMAO perhaps the funniest scene so far

#LMAO WTF IS THIS #i shouldnt be laughing so hard at this #fucking darren being a little bitch #poor mr crepsley #darrenshan #darren shan #mr crepsley #the saga of darren shan #cirque du freak #cdf

so many gems in this interaction

"You don't care, do you?" I whined. "Evra's down here somewhere, being tormented or cooked, and all you're worried about are your tired old legs."

"They are old," Mr. Crepsley growled, "and they are tired, and so, I am sure, are yours. Sit down and stop acting like a child.”

-Tunnels of Blood, Chapter 20

#darrennn you brat omfg #tired old legs #yes DARREN my legs are OLD #and TIRED #and i know youre a child but stop acting like one #ahahaa #mr creplsey #darrenshan #darren shan #the saga of darren shan #cdf #cirque du freak

Squints At The Vampaneze Lord

"Also," he added, "the vampaneze have their noble points. They are loyal and brave. And they never break their word - when a vampaneze makes a promise, he sticks by it. If a vampaneze lies and his kinsmen find out, they will execute him, no questions asked. They have their faults, and I have no personal liking for them, but evil?" He sighed. "That is hard to say."

- Tunnels of Blood, chapter 15

#are you sure mr crepsley #fast forward a couple years #youll be rethinking everything #lmao #irony #steveleonard #steve leonard #steve leopard #darrenshan #darren shan #cdf #cirque du freak #mr crepsley #the saga of darren shan

You wanna kiss him already???

"Well?" Debbie said, as I stood up. "Don't I get a good-night kiss?" I thought I was going to collapse. "I... um... I mean... that is..." I became a stuttering wreck. "Don't you want to kiss me?" Debbie asked.

-Tunnels of Blood, Chapter 8

#debbie....honey #whew #sometimes debbies parts make me go wtf #cdf #cirque du freak #darrenshan #darren shan

Kids Are Assholes

I thought about Mr. Crepsley and what he might like. I wasn't going to buy him anything - he'd only turn up his nose at presents - but it was interesting to consider what I could buy him. What was there that a vampire could possibly be interested in? I started to smile. "I know," I said. "I'll get him a sun lamp."

-Tunnels of Blood, Chapter 8

#PLEAASE AABHAAH #darren you piece of shit #book 3 #cirque du freak #cdf #darrenshan #darren shan #mr crepsley

Evra....

"Calm down," Evra said eventually. "You look great. I'm half tempted to go out with you myself." "Shut up, stupid," I shot back, but couldn't help grinning

- Tunnels of Blood, Chap 7

#boost your bros confidence by telling him youd date him #pretty sure someones already posted this but #bi king evra?????????#lmfao #not darren grinning #cirque du freak #cdf #darrenshan #darren shan #dont rlly ship them but this was funny #evra #evra von #book 3

Burn Victim Reported!

"I'm not just a pretty face," I said jokingly. "Not even a pretty face!" She laughed.

- Tunnels of Blood, Chap 6

#yes queen drag him #lmfao this was kind of funny #book 3 #cdf #cirque du freak #darrenshan #darren shan

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Ever heard of “Stranger Danger”?

“Darren and Debbie.” She smiled. “That sounds good, like Bonnie and Clyde.” “Do you always talk to strangers like this?” I asked.

- Tunnels of Blood, Chapter 5

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"Okay," I said, then pushed the door open and held it for her. "Why, Darren," she said with a laugh, "people will think you have a crush on me."

????????

#???????#???#?#????

Ever heard of “Stranger Danger”?

"Darren and Debbie." She smiled. "That sounds good, like Bonnie and Clyde." "Do you always talk to strangers like this?" I asked.

- Tunnels of Blood, Chapter 5

#honestly im rereading and im so shocked AGAHS #maybe she was just one of those rlly friendly kids that talk to almost anyone as if theyve known e/o for years #ok but when i was younger this is what annoyed me abt her #the introvert inside me just couldnt believe someone could act like that

"The people at the hotel definitely do." I giggled. "I've heard the bellboys and maids talking about us - they think Mr. Crepsley is a mad doctor and we're two of his patients." "Yeah?" Evra laughed. "Imagine if they knew the truth - that you're a couple of vampires and I'm a snake-boy!" "I don't think it would matter," I said. Mr. Crepsley tips well, and that's the important thing. 'Money buys privacy, as I heard one of the managers say when a maid was complaining about a guy who'd been walking around naked in the corridors."

- Tunnels of Blood, Chapter 5

#AHAHAH #mad doctor mr crepsley???#but seriously the manager is an asshole lmfao #you think a crazy doctor is experimenting on two children in your hotel and youre like he tips good??#chile #anyway #book 3

Wholesome Domesticity

"I never realized TV could be so addictive," he said one night, after we'd watched five shows in a row. "My mom and dad never let me watch too much," I told him, "but I knew guys in school who watched five or six hours of it every night of the week!" "I wouldn't take it that far," Evra mused, "but it's fun in small doses. Maybe I'll buy a portable TV when we get back to the Cirque Du Freak."

- Darren Shan, Tunnels of Blood

Evra is so responsible 🥺

also i wonder if steve was the type of kid that watched “five or six hours” of TV every night 💀

#chap 4 book 3 #idk why the part of darren saying "my parents didnt allow that but i knew guys in #who watched 6 hrs #was so realsitic #idk #also a little cute #im rambling

Mr. Crepsley The Bully

"Evra would be good company for you. And he is wiser: he could keep you out of mischief when I am not around." "I don't need a baby-sitter!" I huffed. "No," Mr. Crepsley agreed, "but a guardian would not go amiss. You have a habit of getting into trouble when left to your own devices. Remember when you stole Madam Octa? And the mess we had with that human boy, Sam whatever his name was?" "That wasn't my fault!" I yelled. "Indeed not," Mr. Crepsley said. "But it happened when you were by yourself." I made a face but didn't say anything. "Will I ask him or not?" Mr. Crepsley pressed the issue. " I'll ask him," I said. "You'd probably bully him into going."

- Darren Shan, Tunnels of blood

#why is cprelsey so mean #the fuck #chapter 3 book 3 #tunnels of blood #darren shan\

Ominously

"How long will we be away?" I asked unhappily. "Days. Weeks. Months. I cannot say for sure." "What if I refuse to come?" He studied me ominously. "An assistant who does not obey orders has no purpose," he said quietly. "If I cannot rely on your cooperation, I will have to take steps to remove you from my employ." "You mean you'd fire me?" I smiled bitterly.

- Darren Shan, Tunnels of Blood

-Darren and Mr Crepsley arguing “talking” after Gavner left.

#its...a little funny the way that was written lmfao #he studied me ominously #chapter 3 book 3 #cirque du freak #tunnels of blood #you mean youd fire me followed by i smiled bitterly....#my sense of humor sucks bcs i found this so funny for absolutely no reason

Yeah.....

"A hundred years old!" I whistled softly. "That's nothing for a vampire," Gavner said. "I was barely nineteen when first blooded and only twenty-two when I became a full vampire. I could live to be a good five hundred years old, the gods of the vampires permitting." "Five hundred!" I couldn't imagine being so old.

-Darren Shan, Tunnels of Blood

dont worry darren, you wont even come close.

#chapter 3 book 3 #cirque du freak #darren shan #gavner purl

Soft Old Vampires

He (Gavner) nudged me in the ribs. "Does he still complain like a grumpy old woman when he wakes up?" he asked.

"Yes," I giggled.

"I could never get a positive word out of him until midnight. I had to share a coffin with him once for four whole months." He shivered at the memory. "Longest four months of my life."

"You shared a coffin?" I asked in awe.

"Had to," he said. "We were being hunted. We had to stick together. I wouldn't do it again, though. I'd rather face the sun and burn."

"You were not the only one with cause for complaint." Mr. Crepsley grunted. "Your snoring nearly drove me to face the sun myself." His lips were twitching, and I could tell he was having a hard time not smiling.

#chap 2 book 3 #wholesome #cant believe larten is being wholesome #still bitter @ him #but gavner #i lvoe u

Sassy Larten (ft. Gavner’s intro)

"Pleased to meet you," the vampire said, shaking my hand. "You didn't hear me coming, did you?"

"No," I answered honestly.

"There!" he boomed proudly. "See?"

"Congratulations," Mr. Crepsley said dryly. "If you are ever called upon to sneak into a nursery, you should have no problems."

why did he do him like that omf

#chapter 2 book 3 #honestly tho why did gavner have to be so extra omf old vampires die easy stfu #im laughinf

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