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christopher heyerdahl as the vampire jakub in chapelwaite

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"I will eclipse the sun, sending the world into eternal darkness so we might rule forever!"

... I am all for destroying the sun. It is a hateful fireball and wants me dead. But, and this is a very big but, you feed on humans and they kind of need the sun to live.

Not that I've seen you feed any of your pet humans, but I assume you need them alive to feed off them.

Maybe if you were in a time period where UV lighting and hydroponic farming was known and viable this could work.

But you're not.

You're a weird old man in a town that probably burnt a witch not a few years back.

Taking out the sun is going to kill your food supply. You insufferable rube.

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Finally, I have finished my vampire blended family fic! Featuring New England atmosphere, German romanticism, Polynesian myth, and a lot of feelings about families choosing to love each other. Even when some of their members aren't, technically, alive.

[Chapelwaite comes recommended if you like vampire shows about destroying toxic patriarchal systems. And/or Adrien Brody as a sad sea captain.]

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