CHAPPY: His name is Doctor Rat Ghost and he’s COOL AS HELL.
SYLVIE: I can see that.
CHAPPY: He’s got magic demon powers that let him read peoples minds. No big deal.
SYLVIE: Let me guess, he has a ghost husband?
CHAPPY: WRONG! He has a HUMAN husband!
SYLVIE: I can respect that twist.
CHAPPY: I consider myself a bit of a creative mastermind.
CHAPPY: Let me see what you’ve got!!!
SYLVIE: It’s just Dr.Beefton.
CHAPPY: You doodle him a lot, huh?
SYLVIE: Well, yeah.
CHAPPY: I remember whenever he was your little imaginary friend! I can’t believe you kept him around!
SYLVIE: ...Right. Imaginary.
CHAPPY: Didn’t you say he has three PHDs?
SYLVIE: Yeah. Philosophy, Modern Linguistics, and kicking people’s butts.
CHAPPY: Didn’t know that was a study nowadays!
SYLVIE: Beating people up?
CHAPPY: No! Philosophy!
CHAPPY: We...Did make a bit of a mess of the living room in the past few hours though, didn’t we?
SYLVIE: Oh.
SYLVIE: I guess we did.
SYLVIE: But I don’t mind!
CHAPPY: Well! Let’s just hope your parents don’t mind much!
CHAPPY: Really, Sylvester, I hate to talk bad about them around you, but they’re such sticks in the mud!
SYLVIE: ..Uh.
CHAPPY: Ah, well! Not our problem, right?
CHAPPY: This is a meeting of the minds!
CHAPPY: They can call it a mess all they want but that’s not it!
CHAPPY: It’s creativity! Innovation!
CHAPPY: Nothing wrong with a little “messy” fun every now and again, right Sylvester?
SYLVIE: ...Right..
CHAPPY: I wouldn’t worry about it too much, my boy!
CHAPPY: I’m sure we’ll have this all cleaned up once your parents come back-
SYLVIE: Uncle Chappy.
SYLVIE: They’re not coming home.











