🎉🎉🎉 Rejoice! Jubilation! Beef is selling cake at Half Foods, which means that I CAN RECYCLE ONE OF MY FAVE STUFFING SCENARIOS & MAKE XB HIS TASTE-TESTER. WOOOHOOO!!! Of course, xB didn't feature once in Beef's latest episode. But that won't stop me hehe
Speaking of xB though... he made an appearance in Hypno's episode. The two of them spent a good 15 minutes discussing food: spam (I'm not american so idk anything about that), spaghetti (of which xB is not a fan), and ramen, which both Hypno & xB very much enjoy. Anyway I think hypxb should challenge each other to a cute romantic ramen eating contest date at impulse's cybercity soup shop ↓ 😊
I'm picturing a nice cool evening, magic mountain (including the cyberpunk city) is basically empty due to people being off-world for the charity stream. Maybe the two of them take a little tour of the few games the server already has to offer, make a bit of a competition out of it, escalate to an elytra shootout battle above the shopping district... And after that they're still ribbing each other, finding stupid dares & things to compete over even though they're so tired. And hungry. Horse Head Farms more like I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A Horse Head Famished.
"Bet I can eat more noodles than you". "Oh yeah? Well first of all you're wrong, and second: not only am I gonna eat more than you but I'm gonna do it faster", and they're both in too much of a silly mood to admit defeat... even when they're both full to the brim and their bellies are heavy and sloshing with warm savoury broth. Never mind the crazy dives and loop-de-loops from their aerial sniper duel hours ago, by the time the villagers manning the shop finally kick them out they're almost too full to manage the lazy glide from magic mountain back to spawn.
They crash at Hypno's base because it's the closest. Hypno takes pity on xB & lets him stay the night, and they settle in for sleepy food coma cuddles in Hypno's gorgeous chocolate-and-candy-coloured bedroom... Until xB remembers he still has a few trial cakes leftover from the shulker Beef wanted his feedback on, and, well. Hypno's opinion would probably be valuable too, right? Right. And they haven't even had dessert yet, so... 😋 Unlike the competitive frenzy at the soup shop they take their sweet time with these cakes, although they're still trying to outdo each other in the "who can feed the other a bite of cake in the most arousing way possible" department. Quite a bit of cake ends up on them rather than inside them— luckily, cleaning it off each other is half the fun.
When the cake shulker is finally empty and their stomachs are so so full— no longer sloshy, but taught and gurgling from the sudden influx of sugar— they fuck so loud that Wels can hear it over in his castle.. because the horizontal firework launcher Hypno aimed at his knightly neighbour goes off every night/morning, and his & xB's combined bulk keeps tripping the sensor Hypno hooked up to the bed. :D
