#char:troll!bucky

[thestuckylibrary]

Do y’all have a good spicy fics where steve/bucky roast and or troll the current government bcs those are my kink. bcs i read one where steve named his cat Karl Marx on live FOX news and I was screeching and I need more of that good shit

Try these. 

No One Wants Your Opinion by thepinupchemist for Remembered (complete | 5,600 | E )

Wherein Bucky loves to cuddle Steve Rogers, Steve comes out on national television for the sole purpose of spiting conservative politicians, Tony sees things he wishes he hadn’t, and Pepper doesn’t know why she even bothers.

Turn Around, Bright Eyes by earthseraph (complete | 2,180 | T )

In a discussion about their relationship they both agreed that they’d come out whenever Bucky was ready. As long as it was in front of the press and Pepper knew about it- which she did, Bucky briefly mentioned it to her months ago- they had the green light.

And what a better moment to come out as Captain America’s lover than on live TV, on Fox, a few days after the Supreme Court ruled that anyone could marry whomever they wanted? There was no better time in Bucky’s book.

(or: The One Where Bucky Screws With A Fox Interviewer)

Beautiful Fraud by i_kinda_like_writing (complete | 2,219 | G )

In 1971 an old film reel is discovered of Steve Rogers that alludes to him having had a lover before meeting his famous partner, Peggy Carter.In 2011, Steve Rogers goes on television and tells the world the one thing they want to hear: who was holding the camera.

Scandal by biblionerd07 (complete | 3,190 | G )

Two boys are caught “getting fresh” in the Captain America exhibit, and Steve has to make a statement to the press. He doesn’t quite stick to Pepper’s script.

family means no one gets left behind or forgotten by cosmicocean (complete | 11,100 | T )

“Why did you think I wouldn’t like you for being gay?” Steve asks gently.

“You’re Captain America.” Eli’s got his teeth clenched and is resolutely looking ahead. “You stand for truth and justice and the American way. You stand for American morals. You stand for…” he shrugs awkwardly. “Not people like me.”

Steve blows the air out of his cheeks slowly, trying to figure out how to keep the anger out of his voice so Eli doesn’t think it’s at him.

Or, Steve comes to terms with his new world, and gains some children in the process.

Brooklyn by togina (complete | 8,749 | T )

“Captain America, what’s your stance on gay marriage?”

Everyone knows that, by now. Everyone but Bucky.

Also, here are three fics that don’t exactly meet that description, but that you might enjoy.

Steve Rogers Might Wear Tights, but He’s Not Your Pin-Up Girlby RosaLui, what_alchemy

Bucky enrolls in a college course about Captain America. It doesn’t go well.

The Art Of Trolling by Odsbodkins (complete | 4,414 | T )

Since everyone thinks they can ask all kinds of intrusive questions about Captain America, it’s Bucky’s duty to troll the hell out of them.

I’m the First In Line (Honey I’m Still Free) by vodkaanddebauchery (complete | 2,032 | T )

He’s not gonna say that he’s smiling just because it’s June in New York City, and he’s walking down the street holding his boyfriend’s hand and wearing rainbow suspenders.

Written for a tumblr request: “Steve and Bucky go to Pride. Wearing matching rainbow suspenders~”

[thestuckylibrary]

Do you have any fics where The avengers think that Steve is a blushing virgin, but they either hear him having sex or see it, and they are freaked out?

This tag:

Busted/Getting walked in on 

Also maybe this:

Watch Your Mouth by Enalena (complete | 5,311 | E )

Bucky finds out about the whole ‘language’ thing and after expressing his confusion to Steve, he goes about proving to himself that Steve’s use of bad language is just as awful as anyone else’s. If not worse.

Or “That time Bucky fucked Steve so hard, everyone’s perfect image of Captain America was crushed”.

[thestuckylibrary]

Hi!! I'm looking for a fic that's written like an academic paper by Bucky who's being critiqued by a professor. I remember one line was like "your friends are Not academic sources!" I can't figure out how to find it, I've searched your blog and ao3 but I don't know how to phrase the tags to find it. Love your blog!!!

This one :)

Steve Rogers Might Wear Tights, but He’s Not Your Pin-Up Girlby RosaLui, what_alchemy

Bucky enrolls in a college course about Captain America. It doesn’t go well.

[thestuckylibrary]

Hi. Just wanted to say that I appreciate everything you guys do for us fellow Stucky addicts. With that said, do you know of any fics similar to "That Ass (Property of James Barnes)" by greenbergsays? I need something that will make me laugh til I cry... (or drool) 😂😂😂

Here are some humor fics for you! :D

buachaill sciobail by silentwalrus (complete | 5,271 | unrated )

“Okay,” Sam says. “Okay. Alright. O-kay. I just, I gotta say, man, when you told me ‘Bucky is a selkie’ this is not… really…. what I… imagined.”“What did you imagine?” Steve says. Across his lap - or rather covering his entire body from the waist down - the eight hundred pound tube of blubber that is J.B. Barnes blows a snot bubble.

Things the men of the Howling Commandos are no longer allowed to do in the SSR by Odsbodkins (complete | 769 | G )

The Captain America: The First America version of Skippy’s list - Things the men of the Howling Commandos are no longer allowed to do in the SSR.

The Art Of Trolling by Odsbodkins (complete | 4,414 | T )

Since everyone thinks they can ask all kinds of intrusive questions about Captain America, it’s Bucky’s duty to troll the hell out of them.

5 times Bucky and Steve were Unnaturally Comfortable Around Each Other, and the 1 Time They Weren’t by WhatTheBodyGraspsNot (complete | 5,238 | M )

“Steve gently tosses his book to the side and then places his hands on Bucky’s shoulders, kneading thoroughly against the impressively tense muscles. Bucky sighs, his eyes falling shut and mouth dropping open in a mixture of slight pain but mostly relief.

“Oh fuck,” he groans, leaning into the touch.

Clint snickers quietly, trying to busy himself with pouring milk into a bowl of cereal before one of his trademark sarcastic comments can escape him and make the situation more awkward than it’s already quickly becoming.”

OR: Five times Steve and Bucky should have been uncomfortable but weren’t, so Tony and Clint devise a plan to prove that they’re sleeping together (even though they aren’t, they’re just really really oblivious).

(760): I literally cut myself out of my pants. Waste. Of. Money.* by relenafanel (complete | 6,654 | M ) *modern AU

Hey friend of Sam’s can I get an opinion on this outfit? Bucky texted, attaching the selfie taken in Sam’s bathroom mirror.

He received an answer almost immediately. Bucky was almost expecting a lecture, or at least a concerned question about who had stolen Sam’s phone.

He got neither.

New text from Steve:What do you want it to say?

Or: Bucky strikes up a flirtation with a stranger over text message in the month leading up to Valentine’s Day.

The Winter Soldier vs. Twitter (hashtag BuckRogers) by galwednesday (complete | 4,616 | M )

“Remember what I said about internet trolls?”

“Don’t feed the trolls.”

“Exactly. Did I not say the same thing to Barnes?” Tony asked rhetorically. “Were those not my exact words? I could have sworn they were, and yet.”

“Bucky’s feeding the trolls?”

“He’s throwing a goddamn seven-course troll banquet. Every time someone on Twitter asks if your relationship announcement is real, he replies. Colorfully.”

Steve opened his mouth to ask what “colorfully” meant, then caught the gleam in Tony’s eye and put two and two together. He blushed. Colorfully. “Oh.”

(Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)

Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film by eleveninches, Febricant, hellotailor, M_Leigh, neenya, tigrrmilk (complete | 10,228 | G )

Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.

“Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

Your 21st-Century Boy by gwyneth rhys (gwyneth) for Rana Eros (ranalore) (complete | 1,765 | T )

Clint had peered at him out of one eye and said, “You know pink’s a girl’s color.”

“Not in my day, bub,” Bucky said, sliding the tube of the grenade launcher up, chambering the shell, and racking it back down as he stared coolly at Clint. “You know who started that pink is feminine shit? Hitler.”

Also check out our humor tag and our troll!Bucky tag.

Here’s the fic anon mentioned:

That Ass (Property of James Barnes) by greenbergsays (complete | 6,017 | T )

Bucky Barnes, world’s biggest troll.

OR

Five times Bucky traumatized the future with overshare about Steve’s ass and the one time someone wasn’t phased.

[thestuckylibrary]

For the person who wanted bucky and steve trolling the avengers there's also the 5+1 fic "The Time With The.." (works/2518652) which I didn't see in your Troll tag.

thanks for the rec!

The Time With The… by donutsweeper

The five times Steve and Bucky lied about what they faced during the War and the one time they told the truth.

Aka the five times they trolled the Avengers and one truth that enabled them to get away with it.

[thestuckylibrary]

Hey I know you're swamped but do you guys have any fics on where the team finds out Steve isn't the all American, golden boy they believe him to be? I've already read the ones in your tags

Try the search for troll on the blog but I hope these help!

On your left! by MyWatercoolerRomance

Now’s my chance!

He took off into a full sprint.

Cock vs Dick by neversaydie part of Steve and Bucky are Fucking Weird (aka Sam Needs Better Friends: A Series)

“Look, a dick is just kinda there, right? But a cock is, y'know, taking an interest and trying to get involved.”

He makes a wavy ‘get involved’ motion with his hand that Sam finds extremely disturbing.

“If it’s hard, it’s a cock. Calling it a dick is just disrespectful.”

To Save The American Way by follow_the_sun

“It wasn’t the living room rug,” Steve says to Natasha the next morning. He’s got the three-breakfast-meats platter and he’s barely touched it, and if that isn’t evidence of a deeply distressed super soldier, Natasha doesn’t know what is. “And it wasn’t the cookies, the little sugar stars were actually kind of amazing. It wasn’t that he changed the towels in the bathroom or the sheets on my bed or even my damn toothbrush. But if you’d seen him sitting there in nothing but a pair of Captain America boxer shorts, you’d already be helping me apply to Russia for political asylum.”

“Not true,” Natasha says calmly, dipping her knife into the jam jar. “He was also wearing Captain America socks.”

Or: Just in time for Christmas, Bucky discovers the power of Captain America merchandising.

[thestuckylibrary]

Hello! I'm looking for fiv refs that include Steve and Bucky trolling people about themselves and their relationship! ( there was one with fury's desk that I read once and loved and want to read again, along with more like it) Can you help??

I love me some trolling Brooklyn boys, and we’ve recc’ed a few of these fics in the past. But here are plenty of examples to suit your fancy!

The Art of Trolling

Since everyone thinks they can ask all kinds of intrusive questions about Captain America, it’s Bucky’s duty to troll the hell out of them.

That Ass (Property of James Barnes)

Bucky Barnes, world’s biggest troll.

OR

Five times Bucky traumatized the future with overshare about Steve’s ass and the one time someone wasn’t phased.

Swear Jar

Bucky isn’t the only troll in the future.

OR

Steve has a Swear Jar and he makes the Avengers pay up every time they cuss.

The Swear Jar

Alternative title: That time everybody thought Steve was actually an old man, so he took advantage of the situation by implementing a Swear Jar to con the Avengers out of their money.

Steve’s Got Moves

Steve’s hips don’t lie… but he’s got an excellent poker face.