#char:troll!steve

[thestuckylibrary]

Hello!! So I was wondering if there were any fics based mainly around like how little the avengers know about Steve? Like they obviously know “captain America” but then Bucky shows up and like Steve is totally different around him and everyone’s like “??”

Yes! This rec post, this one, this one, and this one respond to similar requests and have fics you may enjoy.

Also these:

The Time With The… by donutsweeper (complete | 3,828 | G )

The five times Steve and Bucky lied about what they faced during the War and the one time they told the truth.

Aka the five times they trolled the Avengers and one truth that enabled them to get away with it.

Honesty And Apple Pies by TheRogueHuntress (complete | 2,225 | G )

Tony thinks Steve is made of honesty and apple pies, but we all know, Steve Rogers is a lying liar who lies.

Or, the five times Steve tricks Tony, and the one time Tony got his revenge.

Or, the five times Tony choked on his drink, and the one time Steve did too.

Steve Rogers Might Wear Tights, but He’s Not Your Pin-Up Girl by RosaLui, what_alchemy (complete | G ) 

Bucky enrolls in a college course about Captain America. It doesn’t go well.

The Art Of Trolling by Odsbodkins (complete | 4,414 | T )

Since everyone thinks they can ask all kinds of intrusive questions about Captain America, it’s Bucky’s duty to troll the hell out of them.

turnabout is fair play by sheisraging (complete | 4,746 | G )

“Look, my brain may be Swiss cheese, but I’ve known Steve longer than any of you. Sure, he’s a good guy, but out of the two of us, he’s the one who always went around finding trouble. You keep pulling this crap with him and eventually he’s gonna come back at you. And it won’t be fun for any of you.”

[thestuckylibrary]

Do y’all have a good spicy fics where steve/bucky roast and or troll the current government bcs those are my kink. bcs i read one where steve named his cat Karl Marx on live FOX news and I was screeching and I need more of that good shit

Try these. 

No One Wants Your Opinion by thepinupchemist for Remembered (complete | 5,600 | E )

Wherein Bucky loves to cuddle Steve Rogers, Steve comes out on national television for the sole purpose of spiting conservative politicians, Tony sees things he wishes he hadn’t, and Pepper doesn’t know why she even bothers.

Turn Around, Bright Eyes by earthseraph (complete | 2,180 | T )

In a discussion about their relationship they both agreed that they’d come out whenever Bucky was ready. As long as it was in front of the press and Pepper knew about it- which she did, Bucky briefly mentioned it to her months ago- they had the green light.

And what a better moment to come out as Captain America’s lover than on live TV, on Fox, a few days after the Supreme Court ruled that anyone could marry whomever they wanted? There was no better time in Bucky’s book.

(or: The One Where Bucky Screws With A Fox Interviewer)

Beautiful Fraud by i_kinda_like_writing (complete | 2,219 | G )

In 1971 an old film reel is discovered of Steve Rogers that alludes to him having had a lover before meeting his famous partner, Peggy Carter.In 2011, Steve Rogers goes on television and tells the world the one thing they want to hear: who was holding the camera.

Scandal by biblionerd07 (complete | 3,190 | G )

Two boys are caught “getting fresh” in the Captain America exhibit, and Steve has to make a statement to the press. He doesn’t quite stick to Pepper’s script.

family means no one gets left behind or forgotten by cosmicocean (complete | 11,100 | T )

“Why did you think I wouldn’t like you for being gay?” Steve asks gently.

“You’re Captain America.” Eli’s got his teeth clenched and is resolutely looking ahead. “You stand for truth and justice and the American way. You stand for American morals. You stand for…” he shrugs awkwardly. “Not people like me.”

Steve blows the air out of his cheeks slowly, trying to figure out how to keep the anger out of his voice so Eli doesn’t think it’s at him.

Or, Steve comes to terms with his new world, and gains some children in the process.

Brooklyn by togina (complete | 8,749 | T )

“Captain America, what’s your stance on gay marriage?”

Everyone knows that, by now. Everyone but Bucky.

Also, here are three fics that don’t exactly meet that description, but that you might enjoy.

Steve Rogers Might Wear Tights, but He’s Not Your Pin-Up Girlby RosaLui, what_alchemy

Bucky enrolls in a college course about Captain America. It doesn’t go well.

The Art Of Trolling by Odsbodkins (complete | 4,414 | T )

Since everyone thinks they can ask all kinds of intrusive questions about Captain America, it’s Bucky’s duty to troll the hell out of them.

I’m the First In Line (Honey I’m Still Free) by vodkaanddebauchery (complete | 2,032 | T )

He’s not gonna say that he’s smiling just because it’s June in New York City, and he’s walking down the street holding his boyfriend’s hand and wearing rainbow suspenders.

Written for a tumblr request: “Steve and Bucky go to Pride. Wearing matching rainbow suspenders~”

[thestuckylibrary]

I can’t remember the name of the fic, but I know it was in my bookmarks and the author deleted - but if anyone has downloaded or knows the author of the shrunyckunks fic where Bucky works at the airport and calls Steve every time he sees a garishly dressed villain picking up their luggage. Also Steve whittles him soap ducks to leave on Bucky’s desk. Um yeah if you know anything about this can you please message me because I loved it and really wanna re-read!!!

the fic is still up on AO3 :)

bucky barnes: tsa employee extraordinaire by deceptivesoldier, Lovesfic (me23) (oneshot |28,653 | M)

When Bucky Barnes decided to take a job with the TSA working nights at baggage claim, he fully anticipated his job to consist of answering dumb questions (“The luggage is behind you, sir”) and sitting on his uncomfortable chair while keeping an eye out for any suspicious behavior.

To his aggravation, however, once it was revealed that Captain America had arrived from the 1940s through ice-travel, Bucky’s routine starts to include “Villain Babysitter”, as wannabe villains begin coming through the airport in hopes of destroying Cap. As a point of professional pride, Bucky takes it upon himself to keep them from leaving the airport.

At least until someone above his pay grade can come by and deal with them.

He did not expect that someone to be Steve Rogers himself.

Steve, who for some reason, likes coming to the airport. Given that the man is a national treasure, from his smooth mouth to his patriotic ass, who is Bucky to argue?

[thestuckylibrary]

Hi. Do you guys know of anything where Steve acts a certain way around the avengers but as soon as Bucky is there he acts like his old self or acts differently and it surprises the other avengers?

Try this one.

Watch Your Mouth by Enalena

Bucky finds out about the whole ‘language’ thing and after expressing his confusion to Steve, he goes about proving to himself that Steve’s use of bad language is just as awful as anyone else’s. If not worse.

Or “That time Bucky fucked Steve so hard, everyone’s perfect image of Captain America was crushed”.

Edit: Try these as well.

Revelation by greenbergsays

The team finds out a few interesting things about Steve Rogers. (Sequel to Swear Jar.)

The Swear Jar by Owlwithafringe

Alternative title: That time everybody thought Steve was actually an old man, so he took advantage of the situation by implementing a Swear Jar to con the Avengers out of their money.

[thestuckylibrary]

For the person looking for sassy Bucky, I'd like to wholeheartedly rec TSA Bucky by deceptivesoldier.

thanks for the rec!

bucky barnes: tsa employee extraordinaire by deceptivesoldier, Lovesfic (me23)

When Bucky Barnes decided to take a job with the TSA working nights at baggage claim, he fully anticipated his job to consist of answering dumb questions (“The luggage is behind you, sir”) and sitting on his uncomfortable chair while keeping an eye out for any suspicious behavior.

To his aggravation, however, once it was revealed that Captain America had arrived from the 1940s through ice-travel, Bucky’s routine starts to include “Villain Babysitter”, as wannabe villains begin coming through the airport in hopes of destroying Cap. As a point of professional pride, Bucky takes it upon himself to keep them from leaving the airport.

At least until someone above his pay grade can come by and deal with them.

He did not expect that someone to be Steve Rogers himself.

Steve, who for some reason, likes coming to the airport. Given that the man is a national treasure, from his smooth mouth to his patriotic ass, who is Bucky to argue?

[thestuckylibrary]

hi sorry 2 b a pain but I was wondering if you knew any long fics where Steve acts innocent in front of the avengers etc and bucky is the only one who knows what he's really like, but preferably not as the centre focus of the fic? kinda like the troll tag but as a small part of a larger story. sorry for making -1000 sense

okay i’m gonna go with general multi-chaptered sassy steve fics? hope that’s alright :D

Dishonor On Your Cow by mandarou

“Sergeant Barnes?”

“Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.

“Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”

Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.

Catalysis by follow_the_sun

Ex-soldier Bucky Barnes doesn’t have time to think about that skinny blonde guy he met in the hospital. Especially not after the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. shows up on his doorstep and asks him to save the world.

Fan the Flame by Avaaricious (WIP)

AKA the “I thought you were a dude-bro and meant to swipe left on Tinder but I slipped. We matched and now I’m stuck talking to you” AU 

[thestuckylibrary]

For the person who wanted bucky and steve trolling the avengers there's also the 5+1 fic "The Time With The.." (works/2518652) which I didn't see in your Troll tag.

thanks for the rec!

The Time With The… by donutsweeper

The five times Steve and Bucky lied about what they faced during the War and the one time they told the truth.

Aka the five times they trolled the Avengers and one truth that enabled them to get away with it.

[thestuckylibrary]

Hey I know you're swamped but do you guys have any fics on where the team finds out Steve isn't the all American, golden boy they believe him to be? I've already read the ones in your tags

Try the search for troll on the blog but I hope these help!

On your left! by MyWatercoolerRomance

Now’s my chance!

He took off into a full sprint.

Cock vs Dick by neversaydie part of Steve and Bucky are Fucking Weird (aka Sam Needs Better Friends: A Series)

“Look, a dick is just kinda there, right? But a cock is, y'know, taking an interest and trying to get involved.”

He makes a wavy ‘get involved’ motion with his hand that Sam finds extremely disturbing.

“If it’s hard, it’s a cock. Calling it a dick is just disrespectful.”

To Save The American Way by follow_the_sun

“It wasn’t the living room rug,” Steve says to Natasha the next morning. He’s got the three-breakfast-meats platter and he’s barely touched it, and if that isn’t evidence of a deeply distressed super soldier, Natasha doesn’t know what is. “And it wasn’t the cookies, the little sugar stars were actually kind of amazing. It wasn’t that he changed the towels in the bathroom or the sheets on my bed or even my damn toothbrush. But if you’d seen him sitting there in nothing but a pair of Captain America boxer shorts, you’d already be helping me apply to Russia for political asylum.”

“Not true,” Natasha says calmly, dipping her knife into the jam jar. “He was also wearing Captain America socks.”

Or: Just in time for Christmas, Bucky discovers the power of Captain America merchandising.