Character Questionnaire 2- Saoirse
Gotham Writers’ Workshop Character Questionnaire 2
This questionnaire was invented by the noted French author Marcel Proust. These questions are frequently used in interviews so you may want to pretend you’re interviewing your characters.
-I’m still doing this for Saoirse! Answering in character.
• What do you consider your greatest achievement?
“My greatest achievement is summoning my familiar and good friend Crevan, even if I’m still not sure how I did it! Don’t tell anyone it was a complete screw up though, hehe.”
• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
“Perfect happiness is a cup of tea and a peaceful evening. Everyone’s safe, everyone’s free to do their own thing, and I get to spend time with the people I love! That’s the stuff.”
• What is your current state of mind?
“I’d say I’m fairly calm, just thinking about the work I have ahead of me.”
• What is your favorite occupation?
“I love tracking the stars and using them to help me cast spells! It may seem slow and dull, but the stars are mysterious and there’s so much we can learn from the stories they might hold!”
• What is your most treasured possession?
“It’s my grimoire, hands down. It’s like a witch’s diary, it’s just chock full of useful information and personal notes!”
• What or who is the greatest love of your life?
“....Don’t tell anyone, but I’ve been in love with my best friend Coby for a while now. I just have to muster up the courage to actually ask her out still, hah.”
• What is your favorite journey?
“I visited the good neighbors once on accident when I was little. A witch’s daughter generally shouldn’t wander in the woods alone! Initially the Queen didn’t want to give me back, but momma figured her way around that one somehow. It was so surreal though.”
• What is your most marked characteristic?
“I’d say it’s my shock-white hair! I inherited it from my dad, and the brownies of the house really seem to like it.”
• When and where were you the happiest?
“When I summoned Crevan from the valley in the woods in the dead of night, it was a really really special moment. It was both the culmination of everything I’ve worked for and a happy gigantic accident. It was odd, but really exciting!”
• What is it that you most dislike?
“I hate when I’m not taken seriously. I know not everything I say seems normal, but I don’t lie to people or say meaningless stuff!”
• What is your greatest fear?
“My greatest fear is that I’m letting people down, or that I’ll let them down when it matters most. I think that’s part of why I’m really perfectionistic.”
• What is your greatest extravagance?
“We have some really great apple trees in the back yard!! It lets us make some great great sweets during harvest time. Seriously though, the most extravagant thing I own is a star sapphire pendant. It’s for special occasions only.”
• Which living person do you most despise?
“I had a bully throughout elementary and middle school, and while they’ve laid off they’re still kind of an asshole and I have a bone to pick with them.”
• What is your greatest regret?
“My greatest regret right now is just all the times I’ve screwed up talking to Coby. Talking with feelings is tough, and there were a few times where things got really tense and weird. I wish it wasn’t like that.”
• Which talent would you most like to have?
“I’d love to be able to paint! I’ve got enough artistic skill to draw a magic circle when I have to, but beyond that I’m kind of artistically helpless. Watercolors seem fun, though.”
• Where would you like to live?
“To be honest? I love the mountains. I don’t think I’d trade them for anything.”
• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
• What is the quality you most like in a man?
• What is the quality you most like in a woman?
“I love her smile, and how she gets when she’s excited about something. And she’s just so huggable…”
• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
“I will get really really enthusiastic, burn out, and then just be lethargic forever. It’s not good.”
• What is the trait you most deplore in others?
“I hate it when people aren’t willing to work for what they want. It just seems so weird and kinda stupid to me!”
• What do you most value in your friends?
“I need my friends to be people I can lean on when I get burnt out.”
• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
“You know the versions of the Frog Prince where the frog is a really cool guy? I like him. He’s a good little frog prince guy.”
• Whose are your heroes in real life?
“Mary Shelley and Joan of Arc.”
• Which living person do you most admire?
“Have you heard the band Tank and the Bangas? Tank seems like a really cool woman, someone I’d love to meet for sure, oh gosh.”
• What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
“If any of them, chastity. May not be my thing, but let people do them their way.”
• On what occasions do you lie?
“I get super worried about hurting people’s feelings and might lie then if I know I can get away with it.”
• Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
“ I use out-there idioms more than the normal person should. Silly stuff like ‘a leopard can’t change it’s spots’ or ‘as pure as the driven snow’. Blame momma.”
• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
“I wish that my nose wasn’t as big sometimes.”
• What are your favorite names?
“This is gonna sound silly, but I love my own name! Look at it, it’s spelled s-a-o-i-r-s-e but somehow it’s said ‘seer shah’! Isn’t that cool?!”
• How would you like to die?
“I wanna die doing something epic, after doing epic things with my life.”
• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
“I wanna come back as a star, which when you think about the long long long term, it’s probably not impossible.”
“Chan ann leis a’chiad bhuille thuiteas a’chraobh. (It is not with the first stroke that the tree falls.)”