Aug 15, 2014
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT HONEY DARLIN'! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU TWO!
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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT HONEY DARLIN'! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU TWO!
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Conversation between me and my sis Gabby
Gabby: Who the hell made up the saying 'getting your ducks in a row.' I hate things like that. It annoys me that someone said that and it became a thing. What do ducks have to do with life?
Me: Lol
Gabby: Lmao. I think about those things sometimes and I'm just...
Gabby: You wanna have your cake and eat it too!
Gabby: Like, wtf does that even...
Me: I dunno
Gabby: Of course I want to fucking eat my cake. How does that relate to being a selfish asshole if it's my cake? Lmfao.
Me: Isnt the point of having cake to eat the motherfucker?
Gabby: Exactly!
Me: I know if im spendin $6-7 on an entenmanns im gettin a big ass piece of dat shyt.
Gabby: How did that of all things become something to decribe a selfish person who wants it all? It's my cake. Cake is for eating. Lmao.
Me: Big sheet cake for my bday? Nigga....
Me: Half dat motherfucker is for my consumption only
Gabby: YES. EXACTLY.