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[thedesertmother]

Best friend: I found a cat whisker! I'm gonna save this for MZ. She collects them in a jar.

Best friend's mom: You guys are weird. No wonder you're best friends.

[penanggalan]

New header art by zgizgi :)

[commanderkurama]

I was tagged by team-kaka-sensei

Rule 1. Always post the rules Rule 2: Answer the question of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to the post. Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. Are you right handed or left handed?

Right

2. Do you have any siblings?

2 older brothers 2 lil sisters, Gabby included.

3. Have you ever broken any bones?

Nope, but I've had two of my fingers nearly completely severed when I was three. I got better.

4. Do you speak multiple languages? Nigganese and job interview. Lil spanish and can understand some japanese if spoken slooooowly. Found that out at work today.

5. What career would you like to have?

The one I have now. I make movies motherfucker.

6. What’s your favorite moment in your favorite fandom?

Chapter 615 [Naruto] The announcement ofexclusive PS4 Aveline missions in AC4.

7. If you became author/creator/mangaka/whatever of one of your fandoms, how would you make the story end?

I wouldn’t end it, but I would damn sure make another AC game with both Aveline and Connor as protagonists so we can see their lives as we did Ezio and Altaïr.

8. What fandom would you recommend people get into?

ASSASSIN’S CREED

9. If you could visit any place in the world, where would you go?

Japan and Egypt.

10. What do you look for in a dating partner?

Sense of humor, intelligence, drive, loyalty, big titties and a matching ass. And a pretty smile and must be open to lots of affection.

11. What’s a bad habit of yours?

Sometimes when stomping I get too deep into explaining why I’m right and they’re wrong that it seems to be a total mess as i’m writing it but then I come back to it later and I’m just all “Damn, I am fucking awesome.”

My questions:

1. Where do you live? 2. What is a goal of yours and how do you plan to achieve it? 3. Favorite hobby? 4. Favorite animal? 5. If you could go back in time and change one thing what would it be? 6. Is there anything you would want to ask your future self? 7. Favorite accent? Least favorite? 8. Favorite feature of the opposite sex? Or same sex if you roll that way? 9. Do you have a catch phrase/verbal tic? 10. Team Sony, Team M$, Team Nintendo or PC “Master Race”? 11. Most Important: Assassin or Templar?

[respectthemaster]

Conversation between me and my sis Gabby

Gabby: Who the hell made up the saying 'getting your ducks in a row.' I hate things like that. It annoys me that someone said that and it became a thing. What do ducks have to do with life?

Me: Lol

Gabby: Lmao. I think about those things sometimes and I'm just...

Gabby: You wanna have your cake and eat it too!

Gabby: Like, wtf does that even...

Me: I dunno

Gabby: Of course I want to fucking eat my cake. How does that relate to being a selfish asshole if it's my cake? Lmfao.

Me: Isnt the point of having cake to eat the motherfucker?

Gabby: Exactly!

Me: I know if im spendin $6-7 on an entenmanns im gettin a big ass piece of dat shyt.

Gabby: How did that of all things become something to decribe a selfish person who wants it all? It's my cake. Cake is for eating. Lmao.

Me: Big sheet cake for my bday? Nigga....

Me: Half dat motherfucker is for my consumption only

Gabby: YES. EXACTLY.

[hootaloodle]

I love you and all the things you do~! ♥

<3 Gabi, you're one of the most phenomenal people I know. I love you too!

[pineconesavia]

Felicidad!

In the midst of my commissions, I've had a spark of inspiration to tend to one of my old, beloved characters who I feel I've been neglecting: Zanebono! I finally decided on a mask that suits him perfectly.