#charlatan rambles

[yourlocal-charlatan]

found a leather jacket at an op shop that finally fit me that wasn't eye wateringly expensive and idk if i should leave it plain and butch or patch it up and make it a proper battle jacket

[yourlocal-charlatan]

shoutout to the person yesterday who heard me drop the 'not like the other girls' phrase into casual conversation with someone else, immediately went off on me for misgendering myself and didn't allow me to get a word in edgeways until she was done with her rant and I could tell her that it was being used ironically

[yourlocal-charlatan]

i wanna make crafts with you!!

YES NONNIE I hope the occasional squeaking from my spinning wheel won't bother you too much!!

[yourlocal-charlatan]

shake your hand firmly & get a coffee (with you) (for the reblog meme thing hehe)

Thank you Jules!! I would like to go to the a board game store after getting that coffee with you!

[yourlocal-charlatan]

there's something about the narrative value of going through something traumatizing and trying to heal from it only to find that there's been physical rotting pieces of yourself inside of you the whole time

[yourlocal-charlatan]

Hey guys it might seem like a great idea in the moment but I promise you that a box of cold corn nuggets and half a bottle of wine is not great on an empty stomach

[yourlocal-charlatan]

hey where's that post where op was saying that we were gonna throw up when the mediaeval peasant made us clean and butcher a chicken because there is NOTHING more satisfying than stripping meat off bone

[yourlocal-charlatan]

leprechaun top surgery where they grow back after a few days