THAT IS NOT COCONUT MILK

Char | it/he dyke who's aroace sometimes | Pākehā | Toitū Te Tiriti | if a TERF comes within seventy feet of me they instantly disintegrate

[yourlocal-charlatan]

Okay I guess it’s time for one of these.

By way of a coin toss, I’m Charlatan or Char. Hi! I overhauled my ao3 and other accounts so now if you see another yourlocal-charlatan or variation of that somewhere you can be sure it isn't me!

I moved my writing to a different account but it shouldn't be too hard to find for y'all lol

I’m really bad at tagging for fandoms or really anything that has recognised tags (though I’m trying to get better) so if you want something tagged just pop me a message and I’ll get that sorted out. This blog is an amalgamation of everything I felt like reblogging at that time and also fandom so do with that what you will. Occasionally I post my art and crafts.

Cool. Have a bangin’ day <3

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[starrynet]

fifa kills whales 💔

[lostlegendaerie]

He's suing them over it for $25M.

Wyland has said any financial recovery from the suit would support public art, ocean conservation, and environmental education through his foundation.

"This should have been an opportunity to show the world that global sports, public art, and environmental stewardship can stand together," he said. "Instead, a landmark was painted over. We want to do our part to make sure that what happened here does not become the standard for how public art is treated in cities across America."

[transgenderer]

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[uttering-joyous-leaves]

happy one year anniversary to possibly the best plum poem since william carlos williams' "this is just to say"

[oneheadtoanother]

[hagiomoto]

[the-meme-monarch]

⁉️ happy pride month turns out I Saw The TV Glow is free to watch on youtube and has been for at least three months now and i did not know until just now

[the-meme-monarch]

i need to get gender affirming surgery

[lierdumoa]

[despazito]

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

[gayteensupreme]

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

[what-even-is-thiss]

I often forget that people outside of my little corner of the internet don’t see problems related to reproductive organs as gender neutral and making jokes about my very manly uterus won’t go over well with the normies