Crossfire: Unraveled
Morian: I honestly do not have the time to unpack this bullshit.
Javert: Always screaming at me. Bad anger management.
Faye: I wish we had more bread.
Conall: Steer clear of this knife pervert.
Agni: Though no one would describe Petey Piranha as capable in any circumstance, his father took a bullet for Bowser during the Korean War, so now he's a general.
Bill: Time to get real into unethical science!
Charles: Dramatic, Painter, and Fashionable are defined by their love of the arts, and how much it sucks that they have to be a soldier instead.
Jem: They're just too nice for all this!
Mary: His job title is obviously false. It's like if I got promoted to "Guy Who Had An OK Time In High School."
Monique: It taught me that things were only worth doing if you did them The Most.
Silias: And now that you're jazzed and ready to go, time to fail.
Zanna: You don't have to be good at cooking for this, you just have to be good at arson.














