#charles shaffer

[fishspirits]

MET Gala 2024, "The Garden of Time."

[youreamonocoque]

Met Gala 2019 (Pt 6)

I’m gonna start picking and choosing I think, I’m only on the second page of the guest list...

NAOMI SCOTT

….I'm not sure what to make of this, did you decide some weird chess board was the way to go? STOP WITH THE MONOCHROME, THIS IS CAMP, THIS IS FUN, NOT FUCKING BLACK AND WHITE! GET WITH IT! Yeah erm I don’t like it. 

BEE AND CHARLES SHAFFER

You’re Anna Wintour’s kids and you show up looking like this. AT LEAST TRY AND GET THE THEME! (The rest of Bee’s dress is just a plain red dress, like come on)

MARIA SHARAPOVA

Maria what? The top bit of the dress, okay. Bottom of it looks like it has been stuck on. Nope not camp. 

LILLY SINGH

I love it. I love the design, the colours, the gloves. Subtle camp. Not camp enough, sorry!

ALEXANDER SKARSGARD

IS THIS A PLAIN SUIT I SEE? GET OUT!

COLE SPROUSE

NOT A PLAIN SUIT, IT’S RED, IT’S GOT THINGS ON IT. SEMI-CAMP. Not fully camp but we’re on the right lines here. Not sure about the sleeves but I’ll take a none plain suit.

GWEN STEFANI

We’re getting there again. Some nice white fur, lots of jewels. Along the right lines, so great! (I see a lot of black in the back of shot though like lads no!). 

HAILEE STEINFELD

I like the colours, maybe less pastel and more vibrance needed though. Not sure about the ‘No Photos Please’ though. Not really camp in my view. 

HARRY STYLES

I don’t know, It’s Camp and looks great. Idk about the black again though. Another colour and it’d be happier but as for camp, yep 100% he’s got the theme. (But if you dare tell me this is more camp royalty than Billy Porter, I will hit you with a spoon)

PRIYANKA CHOPRA AND NICK JONAS

YESSSSSS! PRIYANKA HAS NAILED THIS AND A WHITE SUIT FROM NICK? I LOVE! Thank you! Maybe not as camp as can be from Nick but to be honest who gives a shit when PRIYANKA IS RIGHT THERE! 

[thebossishere]

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[piney-45]

"What can you say to a boy who has left home? You can say that he has done wrong, but he does not care. He has left home so that he will not have to deal with what you say. He wants to go as far as he can. He will do what he wants to do. This boy does not want to be forced to go to church, to comb his hair, or to be on time. A good time for this boy does not lie in your reach, for what you have he does not want. He dreams of ripped jeans, shorts with no starch, and old socks. So now this boy is on a bus to a place he dreams of, a place with no rules. This boy now walks a strange street, his long hair blown back by the wind. He wears no coat or tie, just jeans and an old shirt. He hates your world, and he has left it." - Charles Shaffer