#charliebolin

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How did Asami take it when she found out she was left out of Korra and Bolin's suicide pact?

Not well.

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Bolin: This might appeal to the whore in you: Tonraq happens to have beautiful blue eyes that just pop right out of his head!

Tonraq: I don’t blink.

Bolin: The man doesn’t blink, Grandma!The man doesn’t blink!

Hiroshi: Stay away from my bang maid!

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I'm watching "Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats" and the Dickless Dennis scene made me remember "Assless Asami" and how a piece of metal flew off the keg and hit her in the ass

No, she’s fine! She got lucky.

Varrick: It mashed right into it.We all thought she was gonna lose it.

Korra: Bolin, it lumped it up and mangled it like a chicken potpie back there.

Bolin: Oh, God!

Varrick: Assless Asami.

Korra: That's what we should call her! Assless Asami.

Asami: No, it's totally fine! Oh, “Assless Asami.” But it doesn't apply because my ass totally went back to normal, and it's fine now. I'll show it to you.

Bolin: I don't wanna see it.

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omg tonight's episode was so perfect I kept imagining the Krew: Mako and Korra getting stuck with a bunch of kids in what was their favorite waterslide as kids. Asami mentoring a little girl to be a better thief. Bolin and Varrick riding every ride and lying to get in the front of the line. So perfect!

I KNOW RIGHT???

Holy shit, the MacDee scenes were so Mako and Korra, it hurt in the best way possible. I can easily picture those two in that situation. Mako would start screaming about the pee in the water despite peeing himself on Korra’s shoulder

I was picturing Ikki being Abigail and outsmarting Asami in the end, only for her to be proud. Also, Asami shushing one woman and telling her to lie back down while gesturing so she could stare at another woman then proceed in A.S.A.M.I. System-ing her (I really hate that I recognized Dennis doing the D in the D.E.N.N.I.S. System)

and lbr, not only would Bolin wear a wet suit to a water park but Varrick would go down a slide that wasn’t open yet and dry as shit because THUNDER GUN. Though, I could also easily picture Bumi being Frank in this episode, too

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Asami while high as balls and entranced by an equally high Bolin's dancing: I'm watchin'... Bolin do his thing. And it's good, man, it's like gooood...

Hiroshi and Mako walk in, wondering what they’re doing since the bar’s empty

Hiroshi: It looks like we did tip, Mako. We might as well sin and get high.

Mako: I mean, I’m a sinner, too, right? Oh, Korra’s the best, isn’t she? Also, I’m pro-abortion, so I’m probably going straight to hell.

Hiroshi: Oh, oh, and I got fat. I’m much fatter than Korra.

…Korra’s not exactly sure how that conversation went, but she imagines it was along those lines

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Lin: Bolin, I do not have time to listen to your mixtape.

Bolin: No, it’s not a mi– Look, uh, I’m ready to blow my whistle here. You know what I’m saying? I got a laundry list of corruption charges: Extortion, bribery, junkyard cats. This is nasty, heavy stuff. Now, you gonna listen to this tape or not?

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I’ve been trying to think of what the Krew’s Paddy’s Pub would be named, as in the last four years I haven’t really thought of or settled on a pub name. So I decided to think it over and pick a name that would flow like “Paddy’s Pub,” and I think I have one:

Sokka’s Pub

Bolin: Come on down to Sokka’s Pub! We’re the hooooome of the original Ferret Mittens!

Asami: How exactly do you view yourself within the context of our group? Korra: The sheriff of Sokka's.

Varrick: Our secret's out, and it stinks. This manager's been to Sokka's, and he said it's nothing but a bunch of people yelling over each other. Mako: So what? That's what we do. We yell at each other, and if people want to tune in and listen, then they're welcome to.

Asami: Varrick owned 51% of Sokka's Pub, and we owned 46%. Well, we did, not Mako. He doesn't own shit. Mako: Yeah, I know. Goddammit.

“Having reviewed every bar in Republic City, I hereby officially declare Sokka’s Pub to be the worst bar in Republic City.”

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Did Asami dye her hair to the point she looks like Wonder Woman?

Oh, yes.

Asami: Uh, I saw a couple gray hairs, and I was, like,“I’ll eradicate those,” and then…

Mako: With black paint?

Asami: Well, just go easy on me, all right? Don’t make funof me or anything. I feel very sensitive right now. It’s hard to maintain allthis.

Mako: You look like Wonder Woman.

Asami: Oh, cool. Yeah, right on. Well, she was the original,right, so?

Bolin: The original what?

Asami: Superhero. She was like…

Korra: Is that what you’re going for?

Asami: No.

Bolin: Dude, come on.

Asami: It wouldn’t be that obvious, like, if you didn’t know me. You’d be,like, “Oh, shit, man, that’s Wonder Woman.”

Bolin: No, you wouldn’t! Everyone knows who Wonder Woman is,and they know it’s not you!