#dennisasami

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When Asami was insulted by a bunch of hippies, did she respond to it with the grace and civility expected of a woman her age?

She did not.

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How did Asami take it when she found out she was left out of Korra and Bolin's suicide pact?

Not well.

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I'm watching "Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats" and the Dickless Dennis scene made me remember "Assless Asami" and how a piece of metal flew off the keg and hit her in the ass

No, she’s fine! She got lucky.

Varrick: It mashed right into it.We all thought she was gonna lose it.

Korra: Bolin, it lumped it up and mangled it like a chicken potpie back there.

Bolin: Oh, God!

Varrick: Assless Asami.

Korra: That's what we should call her! Assless Asami.

Asami: No, it's totally fine! Oh, “Assless Asami.” But it doesn't apply because my ass totally went back to normal, and it's fine now. I'll show it to you.

Bolin: I don't wanna see it.

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Asami: The gang is me, Korra, and Bolin. That's the gang.

Hiroshi: Asami, let your ex-boyfriend be part of the gang.

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omg tonight's episode was so perfect I kept imagining the Krew: Mako and Korra getting stuck with a bunch of kids in what was their favorite waterslide as kids. Asami mentoring a little girl to be a better thief. Bolin and Varrick riding every ride and lying to get in the front of the line. So perfect!

I KNOW RIGHT???

Holy shit, the MacDee scenes were so Mako and Korra, it hurt in the best way possible. I can easily picture those two in that situation. Mako would start screaming about the pee in the water despite peeing himself on Korra’s shoulder

I was picturing Ikki being Abigail and outsmarting Asami in the end, only for her to be proud. Also, Asami shushing one woman and telling her to lie back down while gesturing so she could stare at another woman then proceed in A.S.A.M.I. System-ing her (I really hate that I recognized Dennis doing the D in the D.E.N.N.I.S. System)

and lbr, not only would Bolin wear a wet suit to a water park but Varrick would go down a slide that wasn’t open yet and dry as shit because THUNDER GUN. Though, I could also easily picture Bumi being Frank in this episode, too

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Asami while high as balls and entranced by an equally high Bolin's dancing: I'm watchin'... Bolin do his thing. And it's good, man, it's like gooood...

Hiroshi and Mako walk in, wondering what they’re doing since the bar’s empty

Hiroshi: It looks like we did tip, Mako. We might as well sin and get high.

Mako: I mean, I’m a sinner, too, right? Oh, Korra’s the best, isn’t she? Also, I’m pro-abortion, so I’m probably going straight to hell.

Hiroshi: Oh, oh, and I got fat. I’m much fatter than Korra.

…Korra’s not exactly sure how that conversation went, but she imagines it was along those lines

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Korra: In that vein, I want you to take a look at that chimichanga. I want you to say to yourself, "Chimichanga, you are delicious, but what do I really want?"

Asami: What I really want?

Korra: What do you want more than anything else in the entire world?

Asami: What do I want more than anything else in this entire world?

Korra: Yes.

Asami: Crack.

Korra: Oh…I thought you were gonna say pizza or buffalo wings or something. You want crack?

Asami: Yeah, crack cocaine.

Korra: Now, I’ve never had crack.

Asami: Dude, you are going to love it.

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Korra: I'VE HAD ORGASMS! I'VE HAD TONS OF ORGASMS! I HAD ONE WITH YOUR MOM, BITCH! I WILL STRANGLE YOU! I'LL STICK MY GODDAMN THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE!

Asami: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Dude, relax! Relax! Sit down. What are you doing?

Korra: You came at me, and I gave it back to you hard, 'cause...

Asami: Yeah, I'm getting that. Look, I'm just doing the thing. See, what you just did? That's how we normally talk.